big dawg

when someone asks me about the last two years but it's been filled with nothing but lessons about the art of letting go

Lisa Kudrow doing a perfect Parker Posey impression lol

Girl I’m bored let’s exit a subway station and come to an abrupt stop at the top of the stairs

being asked about taylor frankie paul by my friends and family who don’t watch secret lives of mormon wives

Economy so bad u might as well follow your dreams and see what happens

In an interview with GQ, Ethan Hawke was asked if it’s bad to eat in bed, Ethan Hawke laughed and said he likes to “eat in bed,” but not food. “Is it bad to eat in bed? The question is, to eat what?... I like to eat in bed. But I don't eat food.”

I think it’s a bit, have u never had friends

Bummer you couldn’t make it last night! We all got together and talked about the hidden part of you that is worthless and unloveable, how we’ve all finally noticed it and now we’re slowly distancing ourselves from you. We did karaoke too

How life feels after successfully digging yourself out the hole nobody knew you were in

watching a man lift and carry heavy things while i sit and vape

i’ve never once in my life opened chat gpt what do you guys have against using your brain for things

if I've ever made you cum you owe me money for Valentine's Day

The switch from keg and box wine based parties to buzzballs and seltzer based ones is why parties kinda suck now, like where’s the community potion?

William Orpen (1878 - 1931, Irish) ~ Nude Girl Reading

I had to show my ex boyfriend both Nathan for You and Curb Your Enthusiasm and it gave me gender dysphoria

nightmare blunt rotation: - me after 5 drinks - that man i dated at 19 - bi awakening situationship - ex friend - me at 18

Do you know how dumb you sound to me when you say “I asked ChatGPT”?

Unfortunately all I can think about is sex and money and having a drink on weekends.. and smoking a cigarette when I leave work

thirst traps are no longer for seducing a lover, they are for testing who in your online community is still rooting for you

mix that silver and gold jewelery don’t be scared