tommy kingdom

Just made a plan with my dad. When I get to 25, gunna have a big farewell party and piss up then go to Switzerland and commit euthanasia

we can go nowhere but up

CELEBRATE NOW YOU ABSOLUTE BUM!

So we’ve only gone and done it !! Our Christmas advert with @marksandspencer Puddings is Massive !! 🎄 @petercrouch @Chris_Stark @PeterCrouchPod

Being back at CrouchFest last night was absolutely epic BUT… meeting THE Notorious S I D in the hotel lobby this morning?…. Priceless #PuddingsIsMassive @AlexHambly94 @tomedwardsx @sjsidwell

@neheritagelib @Chris_Stark

Forget Alton Towers, take your kids to the most underrated piece of engineering in Britain

@secondtierpod @cameokerton

Mick McCarthy, but as you scroll down he gets happier. THREAD🧶

The entire Barbie Movie twitter.com/PookiesParadis…

HE SAID I’VE BEEN TO THE YEAR 3000

@KieranJohnsonn fucking pea head

Not Danny Welbeck hitting Rashford’s celebration against Liverpool 💀

@BowkerStu @TyBracey 🙄🙄

@TyBracey @tommykingdomm corrrr unai is at the wheel 🛞

Unai Emery, that’s it, that’s the tweet. I love him already

Refreshing drink at the cricket today in Taunton after my pre ordered arrived this week with my boy @tomedwardsx #LetsDrinkLaout #PassThePod @petercrouch @Chris_Stark @PeterCrouchPod

@BowkerStu Way to spend a Friday afternoon my g 💥

Wallop 💥 💷 🏇 💨 @tommykingdomm #HappyFriday

@mattneil_ those snake hips 🐍 could still do a job if called upon mate just believe 😂 glad you’re doing well man you deserve it

@mattneil_ fucking superstar bro and an outstanding ‘keeper at 5 a side obviously 💚

it’s a great day to be on twitter

my car is faster than yours.. fact #newcarday

@ladbible @KieranJohnsonn REMEMBER THE NUMBERS

🚨 An optical illusion is going viral as people are seeing different numbers within it. More below:

@talkSPORT @KieranJohnsonn FACTS

🇧🇷 “So… I think Pele is the most overrated player ever.” 🧤 “He scored 1000 goals against dross in Brazil vs ‘keepers without gloves!” This caller passionately argues why he thinks Pele is the most 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙 player ever… Do you agree? 🤔

@hektic_one @leekingdom97

yeah, im into UFC Ultimate Frog Championship