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Noticed how no fucking one is comparing him to Messi and the entire fanbase is just calmly celebrating his moment without bringing anyone else? That's how you know you chose the right one.

You can see the hate and anger in his voice even a friend can’t argue with him. He will cry all night

He is such a bitter, bitter crybaby. What happened to, “Good for him. He’s 39 and I’m 41. At our ages, we should not still be doing what we are doing and yet here we are. The younger generation have a lot to learn from that.” Imagine how immortal those words would have become. Imagine how, in one sentence, he could have brought himself back into the conversation while simultaneously elevating the rivalry into something bigger than the two of them. But that would have required a degree of selflessness that he has never really possessed. He is so consumed by himself, so focused on his own reflection, that he could not see the opportunity sitting right in front of him. A 41-year-old man-child. Pitiful.

The goal is against Uzbekistan btw

Ronaldo scored against PE teachers, farmers and medical doctors representing Uzbekistan 😭 Nematov Khusanov Ashurmatov Karimov Hamrobekov Shukurov Shomurodov

If Ronaldo scores a goal today, make i no see tomorrow.

🚨 Ronaldo's goal against Uzbekistan. So cheap. Even my grandmother will score against Uzbekistan.

If Ronaldo scores for Portugal today let me be barren for life.

Dear RONALDO, you won’t see a single GOAL tonight.

I was getting food with a man. When we were done, he went to the loo & I asked the waitress for the bill. With shock and disbelief, she said “you’re paying???” I nodded and started transferring but before I finished, he came back & gave her his card. She said with relief, “Ehnehn, why will you pay?” All of us burst out laughing. 😂😂