Your old TC

@Badger26348 @truemagic68 Other than a big boy, perfectly summed up.

@tommythistle @truemagic68 So a big boy did it and ran away? OK.

I almost suffered from cardiac arrest in hearing the Government was lifting sanctions by importing Russian fuel! Poor Ukraine! Such a desperate and appalling decision taken by our Government. So agree with Emily Thornberry (rare), who seemed crestfallen. DISGUSTED from SW6

@Badger26348 @truemagic68 In this moment yes. If he wasn't such a bull shitter and a mouth piece, the Strait or Hormuz would have been open a long time ago. I was told in his first term he is all talk and its been proven beyond doubt this time around.

@tommythistle @truemagic68 Wait? It's President Trump's fault that the UK decides to buy Russian oil? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

How can the UK buy Russian oil and fund their war effort when the North sea has hundreds of years worth to keep the UK going. Get labour to fuck.

@testimmallorca @RCD_Mallorca @SouthamptonFC Qué desastrosos últimos 7 días. Cómo cambian las cosas. Revisé la lista de jugadores que se van del club y, aparte de Morlanes (ahora también Larin), creo que perdemos a todo el once inicial. El doble descenso es una posibilidad real con Díaz y Ortells.

Cedits @RCD_Mallorca El @SouthamptonFC de Cyle Larin desqualificat dels play off d'ascens per via administrativa per un cas d'espionatge L'equip anglès té opció de compra pel canadenc però al no poder ascendir no és obligatòria

@benonwine @truemagic68 It doesn't matter what people think of him. He gives his opinion which is neither right nor wrong, its an opinion that people can agree with or disagree with BUT respect the guys right to free speech. Voting the exact same. Politics the same

What’s your honest opinion on Piers Morgan? Do you like him and think he says what others are too scared to say… or can you not stand him?

@vddvic Creo que el principal problema fue Raillo. Todos sabíamos que si su rendimiento bajaba, tendríamos problemas, incluso antes de la lesión. No fichar a un CD en Navidad fue la gota que colmó el vaso. Pero Ortells se negó a reconocer su error con los fichajes de verano.

Os imagináis qué hubiera sido de esta temporada sin Muriqi y Samu? Pues esa es la realidad del proyecto de Ortells. Cuatro del filial, dos descartes de segunda de aquí y de allá, y jugadores bien pagados que no han jugado con tres entrenadores distintos, pero que aquí siguen.

@MarcLLodra Estaba pensando en esto. Parece que el Mallorca solo ficha jugadores con problemas de salud mental o depresión. Incluso Muriqi cuando llegó. Darder, Larin, la lista es interminable. Ortells es culpable.

Solo dare por bueno el descenso si significa que se vayan Ortells y Alfonso, pero no sera así porque somos un meme de club. Que por cierto, ya deberian haber sido cesados.

@WhiteRoseScouse Go to this resteraunt pal. Michelin star, great food not so expensive.

Cadiz Proper town, off the beaten track. Some great little bars and excellent grub. We speak about as much Spanish as many of the locals speak English, but enough to get by.

@pottersjohn Me too but they want Rangers or Celtic to keep the coefficient up as champions. Celtic last min pen etc Hearts lose their players over the summer and they really would struggle in th CL Qualifiers. Just the way its all set up, even a great break out season cant help these teams

I’ve no preference over Celtic or Rangers but it will be sickening if Hearts don’t win the league after leading it for so long.

@RCD_Mallorca Fuck off with Ortells, Diaz and you Koulberg have been played for a fool.

Fin del primer tiempo en Getafe

@RCDMallorcaUK They are fucked. If you dont play a diamond, dont play Darder. Fucking useless piece of shit. About 3 counter he killed with slowing down the game and spreading the ball the wrong way. Mascarell covering the back four and covering that fucking idiot too

HT 2-0. Can’t stay awake for any more of this - thankfully. Absolutely awful and any team who flirts with relegation for this long usually get what’s coming to them. Clearly I hope I’m wrong, but we just can never get ourselves out of it. #GetafeMallorca

@RCDMallorcaUK @HalTheBlade Fucking ridiculous its come to this. Whatever happens lets not forget why we are where we are with a squad so thin it could snap in half these last three matches and an ex manager who had 5 or 6 games too many.

❤️ 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗗𝗔𝗬 🖤 The first of three gigantic finals as we face 7th-placed Getafe at Estadio Coliseum (21:30 local time). ✈️ As we sit 15th, all teams between 14th and 18th sit on 39 points, a victory later on will do us wonders. VAMOS MALLORCA! 👹 📸 - @HalTheBlade

@MrJonahX @Hoang_HQ It looks lke A.L.F but a different colour

@Hoang_HQ "Most beautiful" is an overused phrase. Beauty remains subjective, based on personal preference, culture, and context. Beauty is widely considered to be "in the eye of the beholder" just as one labels a Bull Terrier as "most beautiful" yet another lists it among ugly breed 🧐

One of the most beautiful woman ever. Can you name her?

@JamesMelville He is saying " you are all a bunch of Arseholes, get it up yea"

He’s always doing this weird donut hand gesticulation. This is not normal behaviour.

@OMMFoundation @JamesMelville @A_la_Bunny @grok Nice try

@JamesMelville @A_la_Bunny @grok which Masonic hand gesture does this emulate?

@andrs_69_ @testimmallorca @RCD_Mallorca @marca No me sorprendería que fuera el Almería quien estuviera buscando la manera de eludir el Fair Play Financiero.

@testimmallorca @RCD_Mallorca @marca Pues lo que decía, se va a ir del mallorca a un club qatarai... Y encima nos van a timar.... Que desastre

Un emissari d'un club qatarià s'ha posat en contacte amb la direcció esportiva del @RCD_Mallorca per saber les condicions d'un possible traspàs de Samu Costa. La resposta mallorquinista és que per parlar-ne l'oferta ha d'estar al voltant dels 25-30 milions d'euros Via @marca

@NoContextBrits Never trust an old woman with one of those mad hair buns.

@padreortells @llorinski Puede que no tengan nada que perder, pero dependiendo de quién les pague, dependerá de si lo intentan o no.

@llorinski Nosotros tendremos a Villareal , Getafe , Oviedo y levante sin jugarse nada

El calendario de la Real… 💀 Imposible saber en cuántos puntos estará la salvación con estos equipos regalando partidos. Vaya “competición” más lamentable

FT - GIRONA 0-1 MALLORCA!!!! SAMU’S HEADER THAT WOULD MAKE A PRIME ANDY CARROLL ENVIOUS GIVES US POSSIBLY THE BIGGEST THREE POINTS OF THIS CAMPAIGN! WE DID IT! I’M SO HAPPY, I LOVE YOU MALLORCA, THAT IS SERIOUSLY A HUGE THREE POINTS! 👺👺👺👺👺👺 ❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤 #GironaMallorca