Tom Parsons 🍌

@SkySportsNews You guys are weirdos. The obsession with demeaning Arsenal and their success is sooo odd.

🗣️ "It's killing the game, it's like watching non league" "It's all down to Arsenal, they killed the Premier League in terms of fluid football" Jamie O'Hara is not a fan of long throws.

@ESPNUK The weird obsession with demeaning Arsenal and their success is sooo weird.

Are set plays ruining the Premier League? 🤔

@HawkesAFC Well Saka wouldn’t be playing with him? If he’s fit he plays, Madueke comes off the bench.

@CAgovernor At least they listened to you. 👏

Don’t give Trump what he wants. Stay calm. Stay peaceful.

@Jennyjinx @Riley_Gaines_ Yeah, but what about the girl who got 2nd who should’ve been a champion? Or the girl in 4th who would’ve been a bronze medal? They don’t matter? It goes way beyond her 🤷‍♂️

But you lost to 4 other people and spend all of your life whining about other people living their lives. Huh. Wonder why. Oh! I know because you failed in your youth. When you could be living a neautidul life you do this. And you will be forever be bitter and hateful about it until you die alone and musty. You won't have cats though. They will hate you as much as you hate yourself.

Comments off lol To be expected when your star player is a boy

@WelBeast It’s crazy people think that team wouldn’t be good. Arsenal played good with Merino as a striker and they’re doubting a team with healthy players and bringing in some really good players.

What’s stopping this team from winning the premier league title?

@UTDTrey How much are those trophies worth compared to champions league semi final?

Arsenal saw Spurs won the Europa League and Chelsea win the conference league while they got 2nd place treble 😭😭😭

@footballtweet 3 of those 5 I would not want to be in. Semi final of the champions league is worth so much more. 🤣

Arsenal are the only 'Big Six' club that will NOT feature in a Cup final this season... 💔😤

@FabrizioRomano Great first signing. Rice can play an 8 and now we have another quality 6 that will replace Partey.

🚨 Arsenal agree deal to sign Martin Zubimendi from Real Sociedad, here we go! ❤️🤍 Zubimendi has now verbally agreed to sign a long term deal… so formal steps must follow soon with Arsenal to trigger €60m clause. Zubi, ready to become the first signing of the new season.

@ArsenalN7 Yes. The injuries we had would have ruined the season for anybody. We still did okay. It’s also not his fault they didn’t buy him a striker and some players in January.

Do you still have faith in Mikel Arteta?

@catturd2 It’s actually the only place where alligators and crocodiles coexist in the world.

There are no crocodiles in the Everglades.

@drmeenalviz Wait, why does a normal person have a decoy phone?

My friend recently went on holiday to USA. When she landed, she was interrogated by ICE. 🤯 "Have you posted anything negative about our country on social media?" She was let go, after showing them a decoy phone. This does not bode well for tourism to America.

@JamesTate121 Just out of curiosity, and I don’t know the answer to this, but in the last 20 years, how many things has John Hopkins cured? And what progress have they made in cancer research? Any articles would be great.

A billionaire immigrant stole 800 million dollars from OUR medical research.

@DawnsMission Florida $2.99

This is the latest gas prices in Southern California, we have the worst governor. What are the gas prices in your State?

@krassenstein Where was this Bernie the last four years? He just went to sleep for the entire Biden administration.

@billmaher @KidRock Go figure which side is attacking you. People really have lost their minds. I don’t agree with you on everything, it’s probably like 50-50 but you’re a reasonable guy. I can still respect what you have to say.

Twelve days ago, I had dinner with President Trump, a dinner that my friend @KidRock set up because we share the belief that there has to be something better than hurling insults from 3000 miles away.

@krassenstein @Jaypatriot90 So now you side with big corporations/big business and not the people. Got it. Haha.

@Jaypatriot90 The world is panicking, including US companies who just got screwed over massively.

BREAKING: China, moments ago has just launched the first weapons to fight back against Trump’s tariffs. China’s Central Bank has just asked state-owned banks to reduce their US Dollar purchases. This will do what Trump hates most… raise US interest rates. Everyone loses when you elect a conman crook who bankrupted 6 companies.

@EdKrassen This happens all the time, the worst thing you can do is make people panic and make bad decisions with their retirement, stocks, IRAs, and everything else. Eventually, it will go back up, but for now stop panicking people.

BREAKING: US Stock futures open down 4-6%. It's looking like tomorrow is going to be yet another devastating day to the US Stock markets. Thanks Trump! The Golden Age is here! America is Great Again!

@Shamsdale To be honest, we were the best team in the Premier league this year, but with that kind of luck and key players out there’s just no chance you’re gonna challenge for the title.

Ødegaard out 2 months White out 3 months Jesus out 5 months Saka out 3 months Havertz out 4 months Gabriel out 2 months Finishing 2nd in the PL and getting to the quarterfinals of the CL under these circumstances is honestly practically a miracle.

@JeffreyLuscombe Thank you! A lot of our parks and beaches have been getting too crowded.

We cancelled our Florida holiday we booked for last month. Decided to stay in Canada. Heard some other Canadians did the same. 🇨🇦 #ElbowsUpCanada #ElbowsUp #BoycottUSA #GlovesOff #CanadaStrong