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@PatMcAfeeShow It's crazy how the more money I lose gambling the more people seem to watch sports...

Sports are UP

@TheArsenalMind Timber is he's healthy. He's the best LB in the world when healthy.

White or Timber, who are you starting against PSG in the UCL final? 👇

@remarks Rough day for cruise lines

JUST IN: Disney cruise ship staffers arrested in large-scale child pornography crackdown.

Spurs stopped fucking around with the froo froo bs colors in the crowd and went with the black out and are dominating now. You can't play well thinking about Taco Bell the whole time.

PCA!!!

@RGIII Vrabel took her job of 'Insider' too literally. Easy mistake tbh.

How did Inside the NBA know?!?!?!

@EduardoHagn rice mls & eze need to hold down the midfield for the rest of the season. Could even say for England too

Eberechi Eze has to start in the final. As the number 10.

@JesseRogersESPN Do baseball players have a "for the love of my kids" clause in their contract? asking for a friend...

Injury happened sitting down to play with his kids

@Taylor_McGregor If this ends up being season ending.. and Boyd moves on from the cubbies at the end of the season. Is it fair to blame the kids for the divorce?

The injury happened this morning playing with his kids. They won’t know timeline until after surgery.

@thedreydossier i maintain its a giant conspiracy to prevent Arsenal from winning a trophy

why is Argentina looking so suss tho- GOODNIGHT

if Brenda with the stomach flu can post, what’s this #cruise #hantavirus

@nexta_tv All she is missing is a paper mache hat

Video from the Austrian pavilion at the Venice Biennale: Artist Florentina Holzinger hangs upside down inside a giant bronze bell. She swings back and forth and literally “rings” the bell with her own body. This is part of a large-scale installation about the climate apocalypse. The bell with a person inside symbolizes a warning about the coming flood. The Biennale officially opens on May 9, 2026, but the performance has already begun.

Hanta Virus Special report - is the chef lying?

@nypost im calling bs on this one. Chef is just lying and tossed the evidence overboard. Wake me up when someone not on that cruise ship catches the damn thing.

Today on NY POSTcast: The two possible causes for the cruise ship hantavirus outbreak — one is disgusting, the other terrifying. Subscribe here: trib.al/0SnDHX0

@Forbes if we have another pandemic right when Arsenal qualify for the champions league final...

Swiss authorities confirmed the third Hantavirus case linked to the Hondius cruise ship outbreak—a man who sailed onboard in April—as the vessel is set to sail to the Canary Islands. Read more: forbes.com/sites/siladity… (Photo: AFP via Getty Images)

#CUBS WALK IT OFF! FINAL: Cubs 3, Reds 2.

really hoping Tuchel see's the upside in MLS and brings him with the England team this summer.

Saka post Atletico ❤️

Myles Lewis-Skelly’s first half vs. Atleti by numbers: 100% aerial duels won 95% pass accuracy 44 touches 3 passes into the final third 1 chance created Another impressive showing. 💪