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Liverpool Katılım Ekim 2014
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The Greep
The Greep@GeordieGreep·
Irony - as in incorporating things you think are actually shit into your own high art or life with a knowing wink (and even if, when called out, you say “no I actually think that is brilliant, the height of expression” etc.), is a cancerous, dangerous, boring and useless trait.
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tom 🦕@tomstddrt·
We’re slapping PSG 3-0 tonight, it was revealed to me in a dream
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brooke@wasianfielder·
allegations up their neck... knee deep in child support... the voidz album making -$2... all side projects on hiatus or flopping... julian chopped and ugly... they had one chanceto make history.
Ian Grant@ian__grant

the motherfuckin Strokes

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tom 🦕@tomstddrt·
Idk who this Jenna Ortega character is but are we getting a new Iceage record or nah
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This is the best record ever
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Sorry yous don’t have two sick fuckin birds on top of your city’s most famous building. Seems like a skill issue to me
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Rory McCarthy
Rory McCarthy@roryisconfused·
One Battle After Another is supposed to be an adaptation of Vineland but I think you can just as accurately call it an adaptation of that episode of The Simpsons where Homer’s mom turns out to still be alive
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Will Sennett@Senn_Spud·
Recently rewatched Mad men and this time around it struck me that Don is not the hero (girlfriend leaves room) if Don Draper was a fire truck he would be the biggest one in the world
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EsDeeKid@esdeekidd·
walkin down bold street with a jabba like am the fella from the verve
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Group of 55 lesbians booked into the bar tonight
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Literally get big Ange in I don't care anymore just get baldy out
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Braving the absurd queue for Lili Bizarre in the cold so I can spend silly money on a packet costume, never beating the last minute allegations
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