Emil w/the head tattoo

I LOVE THIS COMPANY

Rizz God

Tornado warning lifted

@chenzomauro @SWITCHBLADEFUCK Bear (ass) witness!

set off the lunk alarm at the gym and they brought out a paddle and spanked me in front of everyone wtf?

@ann_sans_e Yeah with a skull body

@tone_blaster is your head tat a big ass spider?

Been a while

Grav forever and ever

@ajstortz Great ass song

JOHN FOGERTY WAS STRAIGHT COOKIN WHEN HE SAID “LIFE IS LIKE A RODEO”

Emil O’Shea

I’m a human snow plow

These kids will never know the chokehold “Who Let the Dogs Out” had on a generation

Mr Beast is AI

@ajstortz hitting the bong without water bit is too funny

I have a terminal case of virtual insanity

I’m a junkyard dog

@ajstortz DARE PROGRAM’S WORST NIGHTMARE

DOUBLE FISTING COFFEES WITH @tone_blaster SEEING HOW MUCH WEED CAN FIT INTO OUR SYSTEMS BY NOON

It’s 2026 and I’m not playing games, lady

“He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life”

Paging Dr. Dabber

Jingle Bell Rock

I’m at the point in my weed career where I like Tool b-sides