antonia

me: Fat Chinese Baby you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you Fat Chinese Baby:

i’ve truly curated my perfect algorithm

Last Christmas I gave you my fart

jaking of

yeah you can rot in bed all day if you want to it’s okay you’ve earned it

Bud..........weis........errrrrrrrr :)

Not sure how many more putting my laundry away I have left in me

noticing unsettling patterns from you again. you’re so beautiful

At a house party fucking with the blender lol

(squirting gas at the other drivers at the gas station) just a little bit of silliness to brighten everyone’s day :)

Being a passionate lover and great kisser has ruined my life

long distance sex over walkie talkies: I have a boner over

can’t wait to see what 2024 has in store for me

I just gave a squirle a peice of bread and it straight smashed all of it!!!! I had no idea they ate bread like that!! Haha #crazy

i think i’ll find the cure for depression in the knick knack section of a thrift store