Tony Dang

The Kardashians #ThingsThatShouldBeIllegal

L#wakanada forever !

Liz Truss lasted 4.1 Scaramuccis

@MalteseAnna happy caturday

Merrick Garland introduced Trump to the Department of Fuck Around and Find Out today. #LastWord

@BobsBurgersDay Zoom

@Beorn2000 Just what need The Florida man army

When your BS is too much for even Sarah Silverman to handle.

RT if you think Chris Taylor is a must re-sign player for the Dodgers.

@latimes It’s Jewish space laser season

Record rainfall this week could mean the end of wildfire season for much of Northern California, experts said, but conditions in the Southland remain more tenuous, and the coming weeks could still bring wildfire danger. latimes.com/california/sto…

I'm a regular working guy. I've spent more time driving a forklift than wearing a suit. I've been laid off + skipped medications to make ends meet. I worry about the bills. I know what working families like mine are up against. I'm running to #CancelJimJordan @ the ballot box.

@aaklaljdf @mikedrake178 @HouseGOP

120+ @HouseGOP and 17 states just humiliated themselves and I am 100% here to mock them. #GOPTraitors nytimes.com/2020/12/11/us/…

@michaelianblack Guns, pick up trucks, monster trucks, truck nuts, and God.

I understand that there's a left/right culture war in this country but what exactly is conservative culture? Kirk Cameron movies? The guy who paints Trump riding a motorcycle? The town in Footloose that doesn't allow dancing? Like what is their actual cultural vision of America?

@RobDenBleyker Peter on a beamer

You've heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for

From today's presser with Rudy Giuliani

Damn someone pull Giuliani off the air this is ridiculous

@tacobellcare I can’t order from your app I keep getting this error

LoL Poor Boys. #Debates2020

#CrookedJoeBiden doesn’t have the ring of #CrookedHillary

Regeneron: it’s got what Presidents crave