Nikki

Don't sleep on the Chuck Norris story in Jessica Simpson's memoir. amazon.com/Open-Book-Jess…

this app is so negative recently - here's sugababes "push the button" music video to cleanse the timeline xx

how I view people who don't drink coffee:

"mass murdering children is bad"

I just overheard a woman say "I'm not being mean. I'm just not actively making you comfortable." ... and I'll be using that line forever

Think about it. When your pet walks in from another room just to find you, that means they were somewhere else for a moment… and decided to come see you. In their own simple way, their little brain thought about you. They wondered where you were, what you were doing, and they came looking for you. They didn’t need anything. They just wanted to be near you. That’s love in its purest form. Quiet, loyal, and completely unconditional.

When choosing a name for your orange boy cat, do it VERY WISELY because you will be yelling it at least one hundred times a day

Ten - 1997 - Australia

I have to RT this everytime I see it that's the rules

If I ever see Muammar Gaddafi mentioned I unfortunately can only think of this tribute someone put on YouTube after he died

Be honest have you ever heard of the Strait of Hormuz before last week?

Cats won’t remember they ate 30 minutes ago but they're gonna remember the one time you accidently hurt them for the rest of their lives 😭

Some girls at work told me they loved the new Madonna song and it was into the groove. Dont worry, they were shamed and educated.

"Netanyahu is dead" girl that man is nowhere near the middle east be so for real

March 2026 can't gamble, can't have a wank, petrol is $3/L, Easter eggs are $40 what a time to be alive

🔥🔥🔥youtu.be/82_refRrG6E?si…

Hangin in there I spose... #MyXAnniversary

Randomly yelling 'I NEED TO BUY BIRKENSTOCKS' at my phone to test the microphone targeted ad theory because it's something I will never buy or search but now I've tweeted it will probably start showing up it's exhausting being in my head