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@DallasZoo Has anyone tried pspspsps

@FeetFinder @BarstoolBigCat @PardonMyTake Toenly fans

@BarstoolBigCat @PardonMyTake Have you considered selling feet pics??

Can’t wait for the Netflix show

@CharlieSwervin @DallasTexasTV Have a feeling this was an escape plot by the snakes where they wore human suits and subliminally convinced the city council to approve the release. Sneks are slithery like that

The Fort Worth Zoo recently released rare, endangered snakes into the wild The zoo released 55 Louisiana pine snakes that were hatched and raised at the zoo

My money don’t jiggle jiggle Or fold It doesn’t do a whole lot right now

@hodgetwins @tomsegura ?

These parents claim their kid “was transgender before she could even speak” Uhh…grooming?

They say diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans

Man with memory loss walks into a bar. Asks a pretty lady, “do I come here often?”

Live look at Aaron Rodgers darkness retreat

send this to ur crush,

I am very delighted to have discovered my favorite canned sardine brand has a Facebook, Twitter, AND instagram account. @BumbleBeeFoods

Human evolution was made possible by a few sickos who said, “fuck it.”

Is that a baby? Or is he of shaking age?

FAT UGLY DOG SMELLING ASS WOMAN AINT WANNA LET ME RENT At AVIS SAYIN MY License Bent WTF 🤬 I GOT MAJOR CREDIT CARD N EVERYTHING ‼️U LIL STANKY TACO SMELLING ASS BITCH‼️UGLY ASS SKIN

I’d turn back ngl

To ride a horse? or not to ride a horse? That is equestrian.

Writer pitching Cinderella to Walt Disney: ok so she’s not a princess Disney: grr Writer: …yet Disney: sick

@GregAbbott_TX Televised PAT challenge with Brett Maher. Please

I swear, I can kick as good as the Dallas Cowboys kicker.

@DallasZoo We need ace Ventura now

This weekend, our staff found that one of the endangered vultures in our Wilds of Africa habitats had died. The animal care team is heartbroken over this tremendous loss. Please keep them in your thoughts as they process what has happened.

I went catatonic reading this headline