finn

im back! after looking through my university's events calendar and realizing i have a little bit of time before finals im officially geeked

hungover

my econ teacher absolutely hates the idea of joy and whimsy because why is he making me do work on my last day of his class. its like he enjoys kicking puppies in his free time

god forbid sharks want food?? also "shark-infested" is dumb

MY HOUSING APPLICATION TIMESLOT OPENS THE MOMENT. I GET INTO MY GOV EXAM. GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.

okay see my dad might kill me if I got a phd in marine bio and just went off to the seas but like... it's not a HORRIBLE idea... right... ...right....

screw supporting capitalism what if I got my PhD and went off to be a pirate

@wednesdaycals girl I'm gonna need a tldr or something WHAT HAPPENED?? WHY

the update you’ve all been waiting for…

@wednesdaycals i need an update????? are you still employed????????

so am i getting fired or am i getting fired

chat I'm looking at orientation stuff. it might be hitting me that I'm going to college soon.

im destined to queef

shoutout my brother

my phones in my car. again. kms

if I ever have a daughter I want her to grow up into Daria

no cuz if this happened to me I lowkey won at life

GOD DAMN IT NVM WERE STARTING A NEW UNIT.

see I love calculus because when the quarter retake comes up I don't have to do anything because I'm already scoring well anyway so I can spend the next couple of classes scrolling on twitter

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