Rohan M

I am simply a 58 year old man trapped in a 16 year old's body who happens to be 25 years old.

@vinn_ayy Wrap that falafel in foil before the falafel foils you.

I don’t wanna throw the falafel away because I paid for the falafel and I don’t wanna waste food. However, I don’t think one falafel is enough to warrant an entire tupperware for the fridge and plus I think it’s going to get dry in there

sorry, I don’t care about the Russia situation rn. I just got a falafel plate and I got full before I could eat the last falafel and so now I just have one falafel leftover so what am I gonna do with that

@vinn_ayy Vinny × basketball was the crossover (pun intended) I didn't know I needed

i’m so Jokic pilled. I’m such a jokester

The Knicks really should have won the East, man

THE KNICKS CLEARLY EXCEEDED EXPECTATIONS THIS YEAR PROBLEM IS WE KNOW THE KNICKS HAVE MORE “TALENT” THAN MIAMI AND THAT THIS WAS PROBABLY THE EASIEST PATH TO THE FINALS IN THE PAST 20 YEARS WITHOUT ANY CLEAR CUT SUPERTEAM IN THE WAY. THATS WHERE THE DISAPPOINTMENT LIES

I have been hyping up @23savage____ since his rookie year and the value he brings to the table and the casuals are finally coming to the realization

@nyknicks Yo good job @sebbertpickles

GIVE THAT MAN HIS FLOWERS ‼️

@lilpulp Hmu

i neeeeeeed jai paul tix 😩😩🥺😢😭

@UberFacts (In a good way)

@UberFacts Fred Armisen

There is no content being created that can match the family gc

@DAPSandPounds_ @__jsol @sebbertpickles He just proved @__jsol point

@__jsol @sebbertpickles I'm chillin at home what's up

🥺

@dieworkwear Wearing a backpack with both straps at a subway stop

dear kids who wore backpacks with both straps in high school, how are you, where are u now

There is a real opportunity for #AI companies to sponsor @alleniverson I'm just sayin

Dame is point guard melo

Please respect my privacy at this time (until the Knicks are dissolved as an institution)

THAT'S KNICKS BASKETBALL, BABY

THAT'S KNICKS BASKETBALL BABY

Alone times to clear the mind cannot be replaced

I feel DISGUSTING (downloaded NJ Transit app)