ToonDoonUnder

Anyone else having Optus sport issues? The match quality is bad and commentary is slightly ahead

To the players, fans & staff connected to @NUFC I also want to say thank you. The applause, the messages & the medical support I received on the day was really appreciated.

@ToonUnderPod Added time is gonna make the games go even longer into the morning. Good first half a very different game to last season

Thoughts on that first half? #NUFC

@DanRobson4 @JournoHonest @Magpie24_7 Such an overrated font

Moisés Caicedo going for £110 MILLION!?!?!? Paqueta rumoured at 100m...... How much would Bruno go for in this daft inflated market? #NUFC

@LocalBeero I forgot about the time difference 🤦‍♂️

@toondoonunder “The first episode of 'We Are Newcastle United' will launch exclusively on Prime Video in the UK, Ireland and the Nordics at midnight on Friday, 11th August.” From club website. Looks like VPN needed 😥

Can’t see the we are united first episode on Amazon in Australia? Has anyone been able to watch it?

@lieutenantdan_n @toontong85 Your friend in Sydney could have paid $14.99 to watch it like the rest of us in Australia.

@toontong85 Pretty low really considering the worldwide coverage. My friend in Sydney paid $400 to watch on PPV. "Most prestige trophy of the season" he said. Let the transfers begin.

The £200m prize money for winning the sela cup is going to come in handy when we're looking for a new centre half.... ⚫️⚪️

@asaintmaximin I’m not crying you are.

4 years ago, I wore the Newcastle jersey for the first time. At that moment, I hadn’t realized that not only was I about to become a Newcastle player, but I was also about to become a Geordie. You might think « nice Goodbye message » but the sentiment runs deeper than any words I could say, from the very first months that I met the people of this city, I truly understood them and embraced their unwavering passion, which is why it was so important for me to give my all and if this meant to play injured or even not making statistics, I didn’t give a sh** as long as it would help my team. Believe me, I fell for Newcastle, I had great opportunities to leave during dark days, but that was too late I was already in love, I wanted, I needed, I had to stay for helping my team to save the club from Premier League relegation because it meant the world for me. Of course during those dark days some may have had their doubts, but I always believed in this club and look where we are today, it's just so beautiful. I'm leaving Newcastle as it should always have been and that's my greatest trophy because I was a part of it. A deep thank you to ALL of you, my team mates, the loyal fans, the staff, the Club, etc… I’ve seen all your messages, thank you and even though this chapter has ended, the story never stops. Newcastle is home now, I'll continue to be your biggest supporter, I'll watch every game and as long as the club keeps winning I'll be the happiest man in the world… and for sure you will see me again 👀 I love you, I love you sincerely, I love you like a Geordie brother. Once a Geordie, always a Geordie 🖤🤍

@AdamP1242 @AidanS1995 He was talking about Tonali

@AidanS1995 I have 7 Newcastle United home shirts and 3 Newcastle United away shirts so far this season 😅

Does this fucker ever take that Newcastle top off, every picture he’s wearing the cunt

Bruno’s wife… 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #NUFC @brunoog97

An absolutely breathtaking assist from Alex Isak. 🤤🇸🇪

The Coin Fork Challenge 🍴🪙 It’s tougher than it looks! 😅

Is everyone’s 2nd team #WrexhamAFC right now? And is everyone’s favourite goalkeeper @BenFoster

YOUR CARABAO CUP FINALISTS! 🔥🔥

@Jack_E_Jones @toonarmy_com Eddie will turn him into something special

@toondoonunder @toonarmy_com lad ill drive gordon to yous for free ye tit he's fuckin shite lad. give us 10p u can have him

The VAR check for Joelinton’s disallowed goal 🤯 #NUFC

@Jack_E_Jones @toonarmy_com Give us Gordon for £30mill we will give you an extra £5 and buy your club and you can be our reserves

@toonarmy_com yous are geordie twats but that goal should stand

New eye test: spot the difference between Joelinton’s arm and chest.

Djenepo right now #nickpope #nufc

No Newcastle games on for a bit. Might as well come see .@BrianLara at Footscray United cricket club Saturday 26th November footscrayunited.con.au/events

We have scored 16 Goals in October and only conceded 3! We are class! #nufc