JH and Toony Tim's Barmy Army

If you're going through bad times at the minute just remember you aren't this desprate bloke with no self worth telling birds who look like this that you can't live without them and having kids with them. It will get better. #pushthrough

@JackSGoodridge What's gone on here 😂

If you're going through bad times at the minute just remember you aren't this desprate bloke with no self worth telling birds who look like this that you can't live without them and having kids with them. It will get better. #pushthrough

Jack Hovell has shagged 70 birds

Like many, I've had vile insults and disgustingly invasive and personal comments from Jack. Often when I've been struggling. Screenshots, like when he implied I should kill myself, are saved. He's a very strange man. Good to see real life catching up with him.

@blondehunx Aye that's great that is pal. Thank you for that useless information.

@toonytim44 think hes learnt his lesson now you still going on is insane i would always fume when he would be horrible to girls told him that myself but this is like mega weird now

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Softest man on the app. 🔒

What in the Jeremy Kyle is going on here

@SolanaSid Aye all the time pal. He's on lock every couple weeks when he gets a bit back.

@toonytim44 About time the fucking slab head cunt, dishes it out but his arse falls out when it’s his turn

@N37Justin And you're getting upset about someone you've never met. So what's ya point? Run along now ya wee puff.

@toonytim44 Your account has created an alias that's obsessed with someone you've probably never met. Who's lost mate?

@Misshoney420x Aye could be worse could be getting my pussy out begging for coppers like you hen.

@toonytim44 Course it’s the weirdest, you’ve never been in a relationship have you

Has to be the weirdest relationship I've ever seen in ma life. It was like a social experiment to see how much she could make him look like a soft cunt and a #puff

@pinkpanda_23 Snozaroo? Aye good one. Go get ya axe wound out you cross eyed slag.

@toonytim44 You’re literally just as bad as him, calling me a hot dog and a tart banter is it? Snoozaroo you pathetic weasel.

Just for the record no ones posted his kids ya silly tart. So when he takes the piss out of birds constantly it's just banter? but when I say his ex missus is a walrus it's pathetic? Shut up ya wee hotdog.

Morning guys 👋 Decided to go dressed as a puff last night for #Halloween2025

Ya know what would stop all the tension? As @__37jh once famously said JUST HAVE ONE BIG SQUIRT OFF. AM I RIGHT LADS? #squirtoff

@LJPCoaching Fucking hanging pal.

@UsyksGlueStick @DiscoDave4290 #class I’m all for it, jh be at home crying into his fake kids shoulder, softest man on this app.

@DiscoDave4290 @UsyksGlueStick Fucking #class account.

On the wine early this morning guys. Hopefully I'll crash out and forget that I gave birth to a #jobless spaz who sits online 24 hours a day talking about balconies.

Leg it ye fucking big quilt