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@Champaign_Room @IMAbrose i fw this nigga heavy

If you can’t get enough of David Mirkovic, we can’t either. 🤣 #illini #collegebasketball

It’s just no way his wife and kids love him more than I do

BREAKING: Elite 2026 Dual-Threat Driver Tiger Woods has Committed to Georgia, he tells me for @Rivals Woods, a unanimous First-Team All-American in Florida Highway Patrol circles, recorded a 0.15 BAC, 3 missed stop signs, and a 4.2 dash from the sobriety test last night. “I just felt like Kirby Smart was the only coach who could truly develop my game off the field. Respect my decision. #GoDawgs 🐾🚔”

@RiggsBarstool 😭😭😭

@Daniel_Rapaport 😭😭😭😭

Tiger arrested behind the wheel. Again.

What can you say. Tiger Woods doesn’t hate to take a couple Percocet’s. Put the windows down and go for a cruise. That’s TGL That’s baseball. -People’s

Ain’t nothing sweet. The Johnnies are coming…Don’t sleep. 🔴⛈️

@c_carrithers33 i do not fw this guy at all

I asked Alvaro Folgueiras about noticing that Nebraska had only 4 players on the court when he received his cherry-pick-slam-dunk "I'm from south Spain...we are known by being a little more, life-smart than some other places" #MarchMadness

@LobThePics @JudyStroyer67 omfg

@JudyStroyer67 Scenes outside of Iowa Children’s Hospital.

Went to the Holocaust Museum the other day. Didn’t know all Jews are Husker fans. Fred HoiBERG tried telling me they’ll only lose by 271,000 points this Thursday, but I think it’ll be closer to 6,000,000. #HateWeek #IowaNebraska

@BackThenSports 🥀

March 24th, 2014: #GoGators

PLEASE DONT PUT ARVELLE REESE AT EDGE ! he’s AN OFF BALL LINEBACKER

They should pay zay flowers 37 million dollars

Meek Mill? The open source contributor?

Big Ben on the Browns New Stadium: “Going through emails and stuff and they’re asking me for naming rights.” 😂😂 #steelers @deeboandjoe

the guy who invented the endless scroll ui might have done a crazier number on humanity than oppenheimer yk

@MeekMill git add . git commit -m “yo this meek’s commit” git push all u need brother

Say Word to folk you didn’t like my letterboxd review

Destroy everyone 77.

they need to make kevin harlan’s voice into a candle