Töôrnst Hülpft

@BrodyDHomme Got to go midvinter instead! Der caribou is to dine for!! You so chunky tight brodalle... I’d like to make sweet jerky out of your toons!!

Stay tooned for dem hot tickies!!

Dudes & dudettes, Mein caribou nighttime jammies are so snuggly tight! Ready for long, long, super long, bunk bed convos. Top bunk es mein!!

@MikeWatsonToGo Dis is dem sweet meats from dem heads to da feet’s. Him toes are like meat.

Oof, dis is a fer sure romance in da pants on dat zuper important (no chaperone, finally) 8th courting ritual date night! Some mold wine & a hunky chunk a dat Kuivaliha! en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuivaliha vat mouth Valhalla! Mouthalla! #chictweetz #Kuivaliha #mouthalla #DesertSessions

Honk if you caribou about reindeer! Right?! So much funny times to joke about dem!

Dis is soo dem true

I got dem new tights for da hike through da night! Supper doops excited cause der so chunky tight. I’m a hot tickie in deez. #chictweetz #desertsessions

@NME @Desert_Sessions Dis is dem sweets pix of dem hot caribou dudes! #cariboududes

A serious investigative report into who is singing "I said I would wax all your cracks" on the new @Desert_Sessions record nme.com/blogs/nme-blog…

ooo hai!

@TBonesCafe @matador @friday4newmusic hallo?

Desert Sessions Vols. 11 & 12 Arrivederci Despair Tightwads & Nitwits & Critics & Heels Available October 25, 2019 desertsessions.ffm.to/vols11and12 #DesertSessions

Well, one of my dreams came true. I got to be a part of Josh Homme’s @Desert_Sessions in Joshua Tree with some of the most amazing musicians I’ve ever had the pleasure of working with. Vol. 11 & 12 coming October 25th! Pre-order/save: desertsessions.ffm.to/vols11and12 #DesertSessions

desert sessions. 25 de outubro. VAMOOOOO

Dere is a huge virtual hole in dat enemy newspuppy. A töórnst shaping hole, right? To get dem hõt scôôps, one must hear straight from dem pony mouth. Am I right? No Töórnst? Must be jerking my ketju! #chictweetz #desertsessions

To do dem #chictweetz is zupa great! Here in Lapland, to follow someone jus ain’t legal (unless you follow dem reindeer). #reindeerjerky #imfollowingyou #hugefollowing

Desert Sessions Vols. 11 & 12 Arrivederci Despair Tightwads & Nitwits & Critics & Heels Available October 25, 2019 desertsessions.ffm.to/vols11and12 youtu.be/drnmwXtOo0U #DesertSessions

I super up’d dem Desert Sessions Vol. 11 & 12 cause der was some shet on der... celebrational!