Keming (Alex) Gao

the hamtarovirus? this silly looking guy? you mean - wait - his feces??? i don't believe you.

and chaser 😐😐😐

shot:

@saltduckegg under such intense and constant authorship by like every culture, by capital, so cursed

@saltduckegg "fictional" is such a great word here

being an asian woman in the digital era is a curse and i genuinely wouldn’t wish it on anyone. fictional, objectified, commodified beyond imagination.

@saltduckegg oomfie banger

grad school (masters): embarrassing kinda, unemployment for normies :/ grad school (phd): cool and esoteric, real scholar, unemployed but in a cooler way

mcdonalds should make a james joyce meal

@BUNNlCULA @sloan_sacha

never been cited by anybody for anything before, and i'm a little surprised by my reaction. i just really didn't expect to feel so delighted that somebody read something "academic" that I put so much effort into. maybe an experience that most people have earlier in their life?

four years later -- my first ever citation!

CHANI: On your homeworld, does casino butter really go on the stone? PAUL: Oh, yes. Sometimes it's spread across the entire stone to flavor the steak before we dip it. CHANI: You *dip* it? PAUL: Yes. In the rock sauce, which is like a zip sauce. CHANI: I don't believe you, Usul.

@hopes_revenge it's definitely -maxxing . though you could say that in some way they're the same core thing

On Friday I walked past, saw that he had CNN and a ton of stock charts pulled up, so I asked him what situation he was monitoring. After some back and forth he clarified that this was "just some marketing to get the girls interested... you know how we dudes are" #realstory

@selkrei what do you want one to do?

3000 agentic auth startups, 10 of them are good, none of them do the thing that i want them to do

@domiphant yes and yday

maybe i'm telling on myself here but i flipped through a warrior cats book recently and they are a LOT hornier than i remember

There's an old saying in Schelling—I know it's in Hegel, probably in Schelling—that all great world-historic facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as... as... tragedy... the second time as... as... it's funny if it happens again

@karthiktadepall @witchof0x20 LMFAOOO

@witchof0x20 Honestly not sure what I expected

Wait you can just substitute anything in the "to" parameter lmao. translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=El…

sum days i b feeling like little chandler... other days u mite see the ignatius gallaher in me... but one thing abt me is that ull never catch me acting like lenehan 🤮💔

- San Franciscans (2027)