TORBEEZY

“Free the 6 counties, free the strip” is fucking 10/10

ur religion prohibits YOU!! from those things. it does not prohibit ME!!! at all!!!!

kiss it better is literally just this song's younger, more famous sister

Half psychotic, sick, hypnotic Got my blueprint, it's symphonic Half psychotic, sick, hypnotic Got my blueprint electronic

Bout to piss myself on the 1F llf any puppy pads

I used to get so mad when Ben 10 didn’t use the aliens I liked

TikToker and content creator Arii recreates her iconic meme photos 10 years later.

i couldn’t be a dj because i’m playing gucci flip flops for a minute straight no edits

when i’m reading a novel and there’s a really detailed description of a facial expression so i have to stop reading and test drive it

they’re gonna GAG when they hear this verse

what it feels like believing mike’s theory

she told them “i’m gonna mog and THEN you shut the door”

I want to clarify, this means specifically i am extremely grateful for the gift but I struggle showing the way that i feel in a socially acceptable way without forcing it.

how it feels in gag city right now:

just figured out i can cancel out one intrusive thought (you left the oven on and your house is going to burn down) with another intrusive thought (the stalker who secretly lives in your house will turn it off before that happens) . Everything's coming up RAYNE!

you had to be there

IS PIGS FLYING ? IS THESE BlTCHES TRYING ME ?!?

The 8am bulletin this morning @rtenews gave the impression that Enoch Burke was dismissed from school for refusing to use pronouns. This is a misrepresentation, misleading and plays in to Mr Bourkes fantasy that he is being persecuted for his religious views. #Wordsmatter