Victoria

“Imma sick fuck, i like a quick fuck” 😂😂😂😂

*Me actually tryna Netflix & Chill* Her: Pull your dick out nigga damn! Me:

Can't wait till it gets colder so I can really start dressin #TBT

RT @NewYork_Minutee: This shit really got me weak 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

me putting gas into my car AGAIN

y’all. this lady was blowing her horn and talking shit to me this morning. so quite naturally i cussed her out. whyyy i walk in class and she the professor.

My last attempt at getting into heaven

Nah. We good

I’m terrified

My daughter's bus driver nearly killed her on the first day of kindergarten so here's a PSA for all parents of young bus riders. This happened today. {thread/story}

*opened 4 minutes ago* me:

This is assault

My 5 year old son just asked “what if we put a slice of turkey in the DVD player and it played a movie about the turkey’s whole life” and none of the parenting books I’ve read have prepared me for this question.

me after a long day of being a stupid bitch