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🧵 at long last, i bring you: the monkees animal-sona survey results!

old strict gay

@25centuryquaker GENUINELY. why would anyone do that

@torktism everyone’s so ready to call out and humiliate any type of poser but like who is even out there larping liking the monkees

wore my monkees shirt to work and a customer told me to name the members. i got scared and fumbled peter’s name. she said her favorite member is mike because he was “the only real musician” and i had to bite my tongue to stop myself from overexplaining and losing a customer

@1968head me asf but i like talking abt both :3 if u ever feel like talking abt the Suffering my dms are open

I am big into misery and suffering and I have been this way since birth

I feel bad because whenever I am in a conversation with other monkees fans & they’re going on about how hot they are and how funny the show is I am always suppressing the urge to talk about psychological torture. I don’t want to rain on anybody’s parade.

@NezSYNC it’s his first day

@RUBBERENE #true

@torktism He's got a big head 1968

@RUBBERENE it’s like absurdly tighthdhssj

@torktism Shower cap :3

@polytallica peter stopping to say bye politely.. our classy first lady

bouncing like a silly little puppy he was so happy to see him

What I love about Monkees shipping is that you can divide them into two soulmate pairs, two toxic yaoi pairs, and two pairs that are fun and cute if you like ships that are fun and cute.

@gyrecarling literally the perfect balance

the first davys i drew in ms paint back in march after watching the first episode awwwwww

@polytallica get a hold of yourself man

@torktism he can barely string a fucking sentence together

we were shooting a movie some cat come up and said Do you wanna shoot a movie said Yeah we’ll shoot a movie … so we shot a movie.

@1968head you’re rly onto smth here tho

@1968head oomf this is like gigabrain stuff. i’m sort of chronologically going through monkees stuff so i haven’t caught up with their 80s stuff yet but ah… in the future this is definitely the kind of thing i’d love to write

I do kind of wish that there were more complex jork fics out there. I want to see davy leading peter on in the 60s and then them reconciling in the 80s and finally having a messy affair

mary mary yandere boyfriend micky. is this anything

@polytallica TWENNY ONEEEE HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEYONCE

whats nine plus ten …

🪼⭐️ #monkeeparts