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Just published a #Guide to #MMORPG. Looking for feedback & improvements... Can you can help? torn.com/mmorpg/

A message of support to our developers, players, and friends in Ukraine. torn.com/newspaper.php#…

Torn has a period of downtime scheduled for 8:00-15:00 TCT on Friday the 7th of August. We announced this last month, but it appears that some people didn't get the memo, as Shavienda's meme illustrates perfectly.

World Population Day begins at noon TCT today. Double XP for all attacks for 48 hours. Get out there and make a mess of people, people.

The Mr and Ms Torn competition opened up yesterday, and Leslie says he'll make out with anyone who doesn't enter by the end of the week - be warned, his tongue will absolutely go to town on your tonsils. torn.com/competition.php

Today it's Independence Day in some random country we used to know but ghosted forever ago. Apparently they celebrate it by eating burnt meat and shooting rockets at the sky. Sounds fun. If Torn were to have an Independence Day, how would we celebrate? Prizes for the best answers

MuddBaal won himself a Neutrilux 2000 for this winning entry into our Chronicle Illustration competition. And if you'd like to win a pair of Dual Uzis, you have two days left to enter our Make a Mask competition.

Our rare item auctions start at 5pm TCT tonight. But if you're a few billion shy of the asking price, why not enter our Make a Mask competition and win a pair of Dual Uzis?

Elimination 2019 is now open. With twelve brand new teams, a few new rules and no hard limit to the number of entrants, this year's competition is going to be spicy af. Read all about it here: torn.com/newspaper.php#…

Congratulations to Heasleys4Hemp for giving birth to this wonderful winning entry in the Choke Me Leslie competition. To win $100 million, please give this image a suitable title. Answers in the replies please!

World Tiger Day bonuses are now in effect! Between now and noon on the 30th, all hunters will receive five times as much hunting xp as usual. So what are you waiting for? Get your asses out to South Africa and murder some magnificent beasts!

Mr and Ms Torn is now open to submissions! To view the rules, browse the current entries and upload your own grotesque selfies, visit torn.com/competition.php

Dutch's comic below explains how Torn's priest got his nickname, but what's the best combination of rank and title you've seen?

From noon today until noon Saturday, all blood withdrawal penalties and cooldowns are reduced by 50%. So why not stock up and sell your blood instead of donating it to those in need? What are you, some kind of charity?

Hopslam's latest newspaper article takes a look at Torn's popular Achievements forum, but we want to know what personal Torn achievement you're most proud of. Post in the comments below. If it's not boring or rubbish, we might give you money. torn.com/newspaper.php#…

Have you looted anything from Leslie yet? So far people have swiped his string vest, a riding crop and some precious, precious sand. Duke is just glad someone else is getting "the attenshun." Comic by Acquired [1696566]

The official Torn RedBubble Merch Store is now open. Tell us in the comments what items you'd like to see, and if your ideas aren't crap, we might potentially contemplate thinking about stealing them. redbubble.com/people/torncit…

Can you sing? Are you slightly camp and blissfully lacking in self-awareness? Then enter our Tornovision Song Contest today for a chance to win fabulous prizes, including the brand new Golden Microphone award. torn.com/forums.php?p=t…

The triple boost to Cannabis effects has less than 24 hours left. If you're spending 420 sat around doing nothing, why not do nothing on Torn instead?

Hey @Tesco we're so happy with the new Torn ham range! Thank you so much for stocking it. The red part is barbecue flavour. Mmmm. #tornham #blessed

Apparently the official TORN app is now available in the Apple App Store. Can anyone confirm? #torn #apple #app