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Darling, the third party has not given birth yet. You are a bit early! How do you produce the birth certificate? Btw do you really think people will like the idea of copyright the name?

Darling, how is life in your Soho-touched living "commune", now with less titles and title expectations?

Btw people are wondering where the "first" is! Time to hire the child actor again!

Darling, another moon bump show? Still haven't learned about the sizes? At least this time you probably will get the baby legally although he won't have a title, but neither will you for much longer.

Darling, how pathetic! A miscarriage? Physically pregnant? You? And "your firstborn"? Where is he? With his legal mother who gave birth to him! Safe and living his best life!

Darling, you are well known by the owner of the Hollydale. Have you tried their famous cheese pizza?

Darling, what you gonna do with the Soho baby the world has never seen? Fire the child actor?! Btw no royal blood! Wasn't it called in medieval times a "bastard"?

Darling, hired the Child Actor baby, again. You have been a steady customer of the agency since South Africa. Asked for a discount yet? Btw aren't you a bit too old for couchsurfing?

Darling, his birthday is in 2 days. What you gonna do now? People wondering where the baby is. No custody. No money. All plans failed. Get a job peasant!

Darling, pissed off with the DM because they didn't take your plea? Haven't you understood that the trial is about to make all your dirt public? Too late for threats peasant!

Darling, Dr. Phil rejected you. The Oprah card doesn't help anymore in Hollywood. You are just a common peasant! Get a job! Deliveries are hiring which you recently had practice with!

Darling, from wannabe princess to peasant with middle class apartment and millions in debts. Epic! The mask was a good idea but again you missed a little detail. His RPO! Btw about time for another doll pap walk. People are wondering!

Darling, it wouldn't be so ridiculous if you didn't name the foundation after a baby which isn't even legally yours.

Darling, badmouthing his family won't get you sympathy anywhere. Denmark remembers how arrogant you've been to them. And Morocco? Seriously? Should we bring back some memories?

Darling, you are seriously trying to get contact to other royal families? You could only get through their staff. Remember your place, peasant!

Darling, left LA fleeing from the isolation? You can run but you can't hide. The storm is coming over you!

Darling, how is life in the US? So unable to leave home. Scared by all the arrests going on in Hollywood?

The storm is sending them back to where they belong.

Darling, you organized a prank making him bash who you called so nicely Syphilis! You think by making trouble you get security paid for you? Nice try peasant!

Btw snide comments about the troubled son of the monarch are never a good idea and less when the monarch and the future monarch are hearing them at church. Remember your own dirt!