Torre Campbell

I can't wait to go home and see my little sister. She turns five on Wednesday!

Alex, the parrot’s (the subject of a 37-year experiment) last words to his caretaker were “You be good. I love you.”

I just had a dream that I was so mad at @kyraacampbell that I destroyed all her Beatles things in my rage.

Firewalls are basically condoms for computers.

@res4592 Why would anyone want a dog you might accidentally smash in your sleep?

@res4592 I knew you were my friend...

Sometimes I lick my chicken nuggets so other people wont eat them.

Apparently there is Siberian wind hitting my face. GET OFF!

I haven't played LOL in three days and I can't drink for four more. What am I? An adult?

It's 3am. I need to rewrite my exam paper. What do I do? LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

@andrewenis Ha I'm glad you thought it was funny too. Can't help but picturing it.

Why do people put sunglasses on drawings of the sun? It's like, dude, he's the sun. They make sunglasses because of him.

I think these are your shoes...good game! @mrvincecarter15

Kyra's an old lady magnet... instagr.am/p/Q0K3DUQcfb/

Here's my first tweet in two months, and its about a nap. Goodnight. 😴💤

No amount of ice is enough. I need more. #scalpeltothethroathurts