robert rando

🎵 I don't know what I'm doing more than half the time 🎵

@PaulaYScanlan At this point, I'm just rooting against Canada in the NHL. (They started it when they booked us.) Hard to root for anyone left in the NBA, but I don't want to see OKC or Lebron win. I don't even mind the Knicks until you start talking to their fans. Maybe the Spurs.

looking for a new hockey and basketball team for the rest of the playoffs. made your case below

@bitsypoison I wish you felt some of the obvious care that your followers feel for you in your real life. I know that's difficult.

in between self admitting to a hospital due my depression or have a silent meltdown in bathtub

@natsukodayon I wonder if anyone has ever suffocated from it? 🤔 It's had to happen sometime. What an embarrassing eulogy. 😵

顔面騎乗って好きですか？🥰

@kii_cel36 I wish that for you. 🙏 I grew up near Boston. Less than a half hour away from where the C's, B's, and Sox play. I miss it!

@torschlusspanic Thank you! Hope to be back someday — maybe at TD Garden! ☘️

福岡到着！！✈️ Game7までいったボストンのせいで後半見られなかったじゃんかー！搭乗前に声出しちゃったじゃんかー！ 3ピリ4ピリ、空港着いて見ました！ 楽しかった☘️ シクサーズとニックスはこれから素晴らしいバスケットボールを見せて！！！

@SungVivien4681 Garlic, sure. Tobacco, probably, but I'd worry about your long-term health!

私は余裕なんですけど。。

@bitsypoison I would have been way more polite about it, but I was tempted to ask once just to make sure you were old enough to follow and interact with. Perhaps he was concerned you were an underripe banana?

buddy here asking “how old?” as if I’m an overripe banana

@oss_panda 🥳

28歳になりました、おたうです🍶🎂 28歳最速の顔(寝起き)をお届けします📱 実は本日5/3、《誕生日》なんです……(՞っ ̫ ⊂՞) 通りすがりの方！ 非常に恐縮ですが、おめでとうの5文字をいただけると嬉しいです …… ^- ·̫ -^

@smarttommypoint 💚

Okay the celtics may lose but at least I'll also be alone forever

@Houseofyogi She and Garland may have killed JetBlue as well.

Spirit Airlines died tonight at the hands of the socialist crusader, Elizabeth Warren She must be so proud to add another casket to her achievements. Tonight at 3am, Spirit turns off the lights. 14,000 jobs gone. 30+ smaller airports lose service. JetBlue offered $3.8 BILLION in cash to buy Spirit in 2022. Shareholders, flight attendants union, literally everyone voted yes. The combined company would have held 9% of the US market against a Big 4 that already owned 80%. For anyone who understands numbers: 9% isn’t a monopoly against 80%. Warren said no. She wrote letters. She pressured Buttigieg. Biden’s DOJ sued. A federal judge killed the deal in January 2024. Her argument: the merger would cost consumers $1 billion a year. Now look at her collateral damage she dusts under the rug. 510 pilots gone in the months after. 1,800 flight attendants furloughed in December. 14,000 jobs in 2023. 7,500 last week. Zero tonight. And that’s just the people in Spirit uniforms. Catering goes. Fuel guys go. Baggage crews, gate agents, airport coffee shops, hotels and rental cars in 70 cities Spirit flew to. Every airline job carries 3 more on its back. 40,000 people out of work because of one woman’s moronic crusade against the market. And the math ain’t mathing. Spirit abandoned 90 routes during the death spiral. Fares on those routes are up 14% on average. Oakland to Newark: $135 to $288. Fort Myers to San Juan: $92 to $219. Kansas City to Newark up 66%. That’s reality. Not some BS number from a “study.” So @SenWarren tell me how this saves the consumer money? Cheap carriers in a market drop fares 21% across the board. Southwest did this in the 90s and saved Americans $68 BILLION over 20 years. Warren killed it. That’s what moronic politicians led by socialism do. Then with her own blind arrogance, she tweeted Spirit’s collapse is “a Biden win for flyers.” A win. 14,000 people are reading termination letters tonight. And she’s taking credit. This is socialism in 2026. A senator who’s never made payroll thinks she knows how to run a market better than the people who own and work in the company. She saved you a billion on imaginary paper. She cost you ten times that in real life. She didn’t protect consumers from anything. 14,000+ will go from working to welfare. She will make sure to blame billionaires, hardworking tax payers, AI, capitalism and whatever monster they will make up tomorrow hiding under your bed. Higher taxes. Fewer jobs. More expensive everything. She called it a win. I hope you enjoy winning.

@PatsKam It'd be fun to have a WNBA team just to see CC a couple times a year.

I’d say “at least we still have the Red Sox!” But let’s be honest, we got nothing good till football season. 😭 Boston sports are depressing right now.

@harukaawake I think Tokyo is in every Westerners Top 5 places they'd like to visit. I hope to be invited one day.🙏

🇯🇵 Something I'm noticing more and more on X. When we were young, we were told that the Western world looked down on us. But almost all of the anti-Japanese posts come here from developing countries. I have to say that being on X has made me much more pro-Western.

Gonzales was a + player all year for the C's. He's played so little lately, I thought they were hiding an injury. ☘️

@te_13494_80_9 Proud of you! (And you have a great butt!)

タバコをやめて８年。 もともと１日３箱吸ってた私。 ニコチンの解毒の為にGWをずっと寝て過ごすという自力禁煙をした。 あれから１本も吸ってない。 私以外の家族が紙タバコを吸っているのに。 二度と吸う気にもならない。

@ENJU1123PIPI Spotify. I haven't bought a cd in years, but I own hundreds.

世界中のみんなに聞きたい🌍 音楽ってどうやって聴いてる？🌿 Apple Music？ YouTube？ それともCDや配信？ 🇯🇵 日本は CDが世界で一番売れてる国 のひとつらしい✨ あなたの国では どうやって音楽を楽しんでる？🌸

@TheoThisse37280 Why risk your health? 🤔

タバコ吸ってても愛してください。

@kii_cel36 They can still win if Brown plays like a superstar, but he was rough in the playoffs last year too. 🤔🤷🙏

無理はしない方がいい。 良かった。安心した。

@girl_honne_labo They're hoping you share your popcorn. 🍿

映画館でわざわざ2席以上空けて席取ってんのに隣の席とってくる人どういうお笑いなの

@miho_4545h Westerners were told that Asian women have no fumes down there or underarms... 🤔 Gonna be a surprise for some of us! 😆😷

男性、教えて😣💦 クニン中にアソコの匂いが気になった時って正直どうしてますか？？😮 我慢する…？？やっぱり萎えるもの？？

@bitsypoison On my shoulder? Still a win. PS. It's Alien (1979).

show me your favorite movie and if i love it i will fall asleep halfway through it