Totally Tyler

Stop using a self-diagnosis of ADHD to avoid texting back or cleaning your apartment. You’re just lazy.

I don’t even argue with folks anymore about politics online. I just block ‘em.

Critical thinking, empathy, and an understanding of nuance all go hand in hand.

Had to throw an extra blanket on the bed last night. In August.

Barely 75° in NYC and there’s more funky smelling people on the subway now than when we were in that soupy sauna of a heatwave called July.

I dunno who lied to some of y’all, but you do not have nice feet. Put those socks back on.

Rumor has it, there’s a white gay couple planning a Trumpanzee rally on the Cherry Grove dock this Saturday at noon.

I’ve been spring cleaning like I’m about to move. Already donated 7 bags of clothes. Going through glassware and books now. Might even get rid of the inflatable mattresses I often used for the sex parties I hosted. 😆

Fashion Twitter: I’m buying a men’s button-up shirt and this is the men’s sizing chart? I’m confused. Chest is generally 42’-44’ and I normally buy a L or XL but a 25’ chest for a man? Help unconfuse me, please.

I know we all want that man to d!3 but all this authoritarianism isn’t going to miraculously stop when he’s 6 feet under. It’s the GOP machine, y’all. It’s going to keep going until we all fight.

No booze from Labor Day to NYE.

Speaking of the Cracker Barrel parking lot, let me tell you what me and my friend Brian did one hot summer night after senior year.

22 songs and only one song is longer than 4 minutes.

@DavidBalenciaga I write beautiful love letters, I’m told.

Facts.

Dealing with a bunch of international clients for UN week and Climate week means zoom calls at 6am.

@AsToldByJordy_ I will, in Circles. Oh, wait.

@totally_tyler Post ass

Celebrating 17 years in NYC today.

60° and in a hoodie. In August.

To be fair, a lot of crazy shit has always gone down in Miranda’s bathroom.

@MikeMansarray Save money and plan strategically. I moved here in 2008 with $5K. I came up a for a weekend a month before my target move date and found a nice room to rent. Paid for 3 months in advance. Found a job within a month and the rest was just fell into place.

@totally_tyler What would you say to someone that feels a call to the city but can’t figure out a way to get there

17 years in NYC this week. Folks act like it’s hard to move to NYC. It’s not. It’s the staying in NYC that’s the hard part.