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Deron Williams on Myles Turner comments about Giannis showing up late to the team flight: “If I’m on a plane for 2 hours waiting for somebody, we going to have some words and if the sh*t keep happening we got to fight. I’m not waiting for 2 hours for nobody. That’s crazy, 2 hours? That’s disrespectful to everybody’s time.” (Via @ToTheBaha)

@_anamaniac Strawberry coming in with the haymaker will always be funny to me 😂

@tothe9s_ This fight >>>>>>>>

I remember watching this live lmao

WTF do you niggas be talking about. That’s 1500 miles away nigga. Why the fuck would we know about this.

I am a childless person who actually really likes and tolerates children well (probably for being a teacher for so long), but all the parents in the comments and QTs sound genuinely bitter and jealous. If your life is fuller with kids, you don’t generally get mad at childless people have their own thing going on.. right ? So weird.

I am dying, I have died.

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

“Stop Mamdani” from…what exactly? Filling potholes? Playing soccer with kids? Funding our schools and public libraries? Plowing the snow? Showing that our tax dollars can do a lot but there just wasn’t the political will to do it?

“Wait til he plays Cade next round” where y’all at 😂

I had this same experience while vacationing in Puerto Rico. I can’t even begin to tell you what I felt but I can tell you that I cried. Legit tears because I tasted something I hadn’t tasted in literal decades. Food and memory, man.

Pixar hired a chef with three Michelin stars to design the dish in Ratatouille. Then they built the scene around the neuroscience of how taste triggers memory, and got Peter O’Toole to deliver one of the great monologues in animation history. What you call “taste” is mostly smell. When you eat, molecules rise up the back of your throat into your nose. From there, smell takes a unique route. Every other sense (sight, sound, touch, even the actual taste your tongue picks up) gets filtered through a kind of switchboard in your brain first. Smell skips it. The smell heads straight to the parts of your brain that handle memory and emotion. Which is why one bite of food can drop you back into a moment from 30 years ago. Ratatouille’s director, Brad Bird, built the entire flashback around this. Anton Ego takes one bite, and Pixar zooms the camera through his pupil into a childhood kitchen. The dish itself was Thomas Keller’s. His restaurant The French Laundry in California has three Michelin stars. He took a 1976 recipe by French chef Michel Guérard called confit byaldi (paper-thin vegetables spiraled over a tomato-pepper sauce) and adapted it for the film. Keller even had Pixar’s producer intern in his kitchen for months to get the look right. Anton Ego is voiced by Peter O’Toole, the lead in Lawrence of Arabia. He was nominated for Best Actor eight times. Never won. He holds the record (tied with Glenn Close) for most nominations without a win, and once called himself the Academy’s “Biggest Loser.” He was 75 when he recorded the Anton Ego monologue. He died six years later, and it became one of his signature performances. The speech was Brad Bird’s. In the review he writes the next morning, Anton Ego turns on his own profession. Critics risk almost nothing, he writes. They thrive on tearing strangers apart. The only risk that matters, he writes, is defending new talent when no one else will. He ends with the line everyone still quotes: “a great artist can come from anywhere.” Ratatouille won Best Animated Feature at the 2008 Oscars, plus a Best Original Screenplay nomination on the strength of Bird’s speech. The film grossed $624 million on a $150 million budget. In 90 seconds, a cartoon rat and a fictional food critic turn that science into something you can feel. Your best memories live in your stomach.

Lmao girl. I’m creating the adventures for myself and my wife who cares what happens after.

running out the “there’s a trans kid on a D-II volleyball team” playbook when gas is $6 a gallon on 4th of July weekend

The Knicks as we wait for our opponent tonight. #Sidequest #AlwaysKnicks

why doesn’t congress just stop spending their money on avocado toast n lattes and manage their money better???

Lmaoooo

this might be the single worst diss i have ever heard in my life