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Neil Rinder and Lyndon Rott announce X (Twitter) retirement We have shared a wonderful year as @tothevale but it’s time to move on and start causing problems elsewhere. I leave with great pride that my true identity remains a glorious secret. Mwahahahahaha Lots of Love Gavin

With unrivalled experience it is my duty to mentor other world leaders. This morning I had a delightful catch up with the Spanish Prime Minister to talk about myself. At the the end of the call he said “Mentor Trott you have huge cajones to do what you do” “Well….”, I said.

.10 years ago ‘they’ were trying to rebuild La Mare De Carteret claiming it was in a dilapidated state. What a turnaround under my leadership.

I told him Jersey loves green.

I was delighted for Minister Greg Hands that he got the opportunity to meet me.

@gavinstpier “Kneel before Zod”

What were you saying @tothevale ?

25:45 into this interview, my parody, Lyndon Trott, says he wants to buy me dinner but will keep my identity a secret. bbc.in/3Sp00Kj

* Thinks progress can be made this term addressing the structural deficit. * Won't be giving up his 8 directorships. * Amendment to pan-island ombudsman role policy letter incoming. * Thinks @tothevale is very funny.

In his Guernsey Press column Richard Digard has an opportunity to embrace his man crush and wax lyrical about my exemplary leadership, commercial brilliance and Adonis like physique.

.The promotion of policy on diversity and equal opportunities is thriving under my leadership. Also, please don’t worry about this situation, I’ll keep an eye on things.

@TheOnlyGuru @StatesAssembly Me

What are five topics you can talk about for 30 minutes with zero prep? Mine: Oscar Wilde Will and Grace. The History of @StatesAssembly Property Law in #jerseyci Why Jolyon Maugham is an arse.

I can’t be around to carry Deputy @HeidiSoulsby all the time, so we had this post installed.

My new walk on song in the Assembly. Up from the depths.
Thirty stories high.
Breathing fire!
HIS HEAD IN THE SKY!
TROTTZILLA!
TROTTZILLA!
TROTTZILLA!

Jersey appoints Ministers for Health, Justice, Home Affairs, Children, Education, Environment, Social Security, Housing, Communities, Internal Development, Infrastructure, Economic Development, Treasury, Resources and External Relations. Guernsey appoints the Trottzilla. Booyah.

I’m the best ever at saving fields. It reminds me of my very successful career as a professional farmer.

As Chief Minister and Chairman of Guernsey Finance I was embarrassed by the rebrand unveiled this week. I’ve fixed it.

Busy day. Just got off the phone to Lyndon Sunak, he was having a right whinge about Lyndon Biden and Lyndon Putin.

Lyndon Farnham sounds like a character on All Creatures Great and Small.

@TheOnlyGuru @jonleemarquis @lyndonfarnham Thanks

@jonleemarquis @lyndonfarnham He’s vair amiable and funny, a nice man.

The best man won. Congratulations to our new Chief Minister @lyndonfarnham We never doubted you. #TeamFarnham💙 Finally we have a great Chief Minister. I had 30-19 in case any is interested.

Heartfelt pleas by the people of Jersey to install Lyndon as the next Chief Minister have been devastatingly misunderstood by their Government. Awkward.