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roommate said if I brought home a harmonica she would break it. said to her, honey, you can damage a harmonica but you can't kill the blues!
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Tova Byrne
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right now my only states are work, panic, actively trying not to panic (succeeding), actively trying not to panic (failing), and unconsciousness
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this just happened to me again
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told my friend that I fell and really ate shit on the way to meet them. the first thing they said was “that happens to you a lot”
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deliberately convincing all my algorithms that doechii is the only person I know exists
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2008 was all about having your life totally change but more importantly wearing the CD of the Juno soundtrack to shreds in your mom’s Honda pilot
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shocked, appalled, thrilled to accidentally open my drafts and realize I have been drafting shit for months that I have never once looked at
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it’s a beautiful moment in time to have a boyfriend that does actually look quite a lot like Adam Scott
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@dieworkwear Thank god. Saw this and was praying you would swoop in here to save the day
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really excited to announce that the olympics are going to fuel a wonderful few weeks of pointing at stuff and going “that’s Lucas”
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the cat outside the bathroom trying to get me to give him breakfast when I’m just trying to pee first
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My new thing is making fake magazines and leaving them in waiting rooms.
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@TheGayChingy remembering this Kate Nash album has stopped my entire day dead in its tracks
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Don’t text…I’m going back to a simpler time…a time for the girlies who know
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My parents had this picture of Tom Waits up for years, with “Tom Waits” written underneath in the frame. My best friend, who had seen it no less than 400,000 times, was one day like “hold on that’s Tom Waits!” She had been reading the description as Tom waits. As in Tom, waiting
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ISRAEL LITERALLY HAS PALESTINIAN MEN IN LITERALLY CONCENTRATION CAMPS. ITS DESCRIBED AS A TORTURE CAMP AND WE JUST OBTAINED FOOTAGE FROM IT THANKS TO CNN. MORE INFO DOWN BELOW THIS IS SO DISTURBING
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heyyy very quickly what does everybody think is the most romantic movie of all time
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@kingawful ended up thinking about this for a while just now. honestly so true, the ultimate dichotomy of man
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