Ty Petrey⁶🤾🏼‍♂️

I take back everything negative I’ve ever said about MrBeast King

Breaking news. A deal has been struck. @Return_Of_RB and I will be streaming Mich/Bama Friday Night at NYC office. (Picks central crew invited). If Bama wins Rico gets 10 year deal with his salary doubled. If Michigan wins Men of Honor podcast with @JeffNadu A weekly pod running through football and college hoops season. Club option to extend it a year. #menofhonor #nadu #bosco #michigan #pumpparty #itsallontheline

Cinderella is ALIVE! She resides in a cornfield in Johnson County!

Getting a Teams call while trying to watch the last two minutes of a neck and neck game

This is why Bosco is the best Gets a huge W with bossman and immediately starts barking in his face about something that happened a week ago Goat.

Welcome back, #MarchMadness Here’s your viewing guide for everything you'll need for the Thursday and Friday NCAA tournament games ⬇

Just a BRUTAL choice for a practice mat at the hotel. 😵‍💫

no disrespect but me and my friends been hitting RKOs on each other at the pool for the last 15 years

OnlyFans is the main funder of AIPAC. That is neither an exaggeration nor a joke.

Unrealized gains tax for Gen-Z: You buy a Pokémon card for $50. Someone offers you $500 for it. You say no. You love that card. You're keeping it. The government says: "Cool, but that card is worth $500 now. You owe us $100 in taxes." You: "…I didn't sell it." Government: "Don't care. Pay up." You don't have $100 lying around. So you're forced to sell the card you love just to pay a tax on money you never received. Next month? That card drops back to $50. Your card is gone. Your money is gone. And the government shrugs. That's a wealth tax on unrealized gains. They don't pay you back the tax... Now picture this. Your mom calls you crying. She has to sell the house she raised you in. Not because she can't afford it. She's lived there 30 years. It's paid off. But some website says it's worth more now and the government says she owes $15,000 she doesn't have. So she sells your childhood home. The kitchen where she made you breakfast. The doorframe where she marked your height every birthday. Gone. To pay a tax on money that was never real. Now picture the opposite. Your dad put everything into his small business. For 20 years he built it from nothing. One year the business is "valued" at $2 million on paper. He owes a massive tax bill. He empties his savings. Sells his truck. Borrows money. Pays it. Next year the market crashes. His business is worth $200,000. He lost everything to pay a tax on a number that doesn't exist anymore. Does the government give him his money back? No. Does the government give him his truck back? No. Does the government care? No. They sold this idea as "taxing billionaires." But billionaires have armies of lawyers, offshore accounts, and trusts. They'll be fine. You know who won't be fine? Your mom. Your dad. Your neighbor with a small business. The farmer down the road who's had the same land for four generations and now has to sell it because dirt got expensive. You're not taxing wealth. You're taxing people for owning things. It's like getting a parking ticket for a car you might drive somewhere someday. They want you to own nothing and be happy. To fund the fraud, waste and abuse of the welfare state they created. There is enough money. More tax isn't needed. It's all a lie. But you've been gaslit into believing this is a rich vs poor debate. I hope you understand what's at stake.

Watching #ufc324 on @paramountplus is great BUT!! ppv (main card) shouldn't have commercials where we miss ring side corner talk or have a loss of 15-20sec of a round @ufc it takes away from the experience. Those second's count for viewership.

Checking table minimums on every blackjack table

What. A. Play.

Patriots & Bears fans seeing this

A player going to the ground to catch a pass must maintain control during and after contact with the ground. That’s the rule. Apply accordingly.

Some @StoolMintzy stats: - 5 company promotional retweets - 4 Free places to stay this week - 2 Lucy’s left on floors/nightstands - 2 lazy rivers visited - 1 puddle of dry piss - 1 wall ruined - 0 apologies Rest easy king 👑

@JeffDLowe Do we got an update on this ???

Surviving Barstool is back! Cats finally out of the bag. Not sure on date yet. But I think people are going to love some of the names on the cast. A few getting redemption from last season, and a ton of new players. Can’t wait.

Me falling for the Colby Parkinson hype to start him in fantasy

“Join a conference!” - 7 of the 12 CFP teams did not win their conference. - Of those 7 teams, 5 did not even play in their conference’s championship game. Joining a conference would not have done any good. Today’s decision was done simply to screw Notre Dame.