Tristan Pinnock

Didn’t realize this was going to be evergreen…but probably should have.

@OYourNameHereO Why did they put the world’s least smooth camera operator in the helicopter?

Depeche Mode performing “Enjoy The Silence” on top of the World Trade Center, 1990 When they allowed people up top, I went.

All the credit to Mr. Pinnock and his amazing talent. @tpinnock Thank you for capturing this moment for us!

🎬✨ The Besties Give Jess A Birthday Present “Some of this magic was what Bob Ross would call a “happy accident” 🎨💫 I didn’t even realize I was filming in slow motion… but honestly, it couldn’t have turned out more perfectly if I had planned it that way.” 🎥 Filmmaker: Tristan Pinnock @jessmachadoshow

@VodkaPundit @KurtSchlichter Though they did release T2 and Basic Instinct…and then, through the miracle of Hollywood economics, went bankrupt.

@KurtSchlichter In the ‘80s, “Carolco Pictures” meant it was gonna suck and you were gonna love it. And by you I mean me.

I am saddened by the loss of Chuck Norris. Everyone has a Chuck Norris memory. Here is mine. Me and my pal Matt at UCSD reviewed bad movies for The Koala, the humor paper. We definitely had to go see Chuck Norris in Invasion USA. There was just no question. There was also no question that we were going to pregame it. Which we did. With tequila. But don’t worry, we also brought beers into the theater with us. So, as we were loudly discussing the quality of the movie, a fat lady turned around and shushed us. At which point Matt inquired, “Oh, are you missing crucial lines of dialogue? ” About a second later, I kicked one of the beer bottles, and it rolled down to the front of the theater, clanging the entire way. Everybody clapped. I have literally no memory of the film. Epic. Chuck Norris, RIP.

@12hourpowernap @Tomato00603055 @witte_sergei But they have to worry about the Kurds, Azerbaijan, Afghanistan, Pakistan… And they have to keep a population of 90 million people under their thumb.

@tpinnock @Tomato00603055 @witte_sergei I have no idea, but I would guess a good amount are deployed to protect the coastline. Not sure how many are on the islands.

I’m going to go out on a limb with a counter-prediction, that a US ground operation would not suffer a 100% fatality rate because that’s a completely insane thing to suggest.

@combobulato @12hourpowernap @witte_sergei Yeah, don’t care about you goatfuckers.

@tpinnock @12hourpowernap @witte_sergei lol shows how fucking dumb you are man. IDF cant even get past 1 village on the border of Lebanon and Hezbollah is armed with Iranian equipment I look forward to amerimutts getting blown up from an Almas fired 20km away

@12hourpowernap @Tomato00603055 @witte_sergei I didn’t ask how many there are. I asked where they are.

@tpinnock @Tomato00603055 @witte_sergei According to Wikipedia they have 610,000 active duty plus 350,000 reservists, including roughly 200,000 IRGC. This is way more people than the U.S. can commit in theater, especially when you consider the "tooth-to-tail" ratio of the U.S. armed forces.

@12hourpowernap @Tomato00603055 @witte_sergei Where do they have more soldiers?

@tpinnock @Tomato00603055 @witte_sergei I'm sure that would happen also and Iran would probably take far more casualties, even in a defensive posture, because of technological overmatch. But the overmatch is not as pronounced as it was 20 years ago and Iran has a lot more soldiers.

@Tomato00603055 @12hourpowernap @witte_sergei “Someone in that building shot a missile at us. Can you blow it up? Thanks.”

@tpinnock @12hourpowernap @witte_sergei The drones will bring the bombs to you. And air force can’t save you from missiles

@12hourpowernap @witte_sergei Why? Are they going to be standing at checkpoints, waiting for a car bomb to show up?

@witte_sergei Of course not, but it's likely that they will incur far more casualties than at any point during the GWOT

@Rianstone Bug chasing

I've got Zyn and booze and coffee and liquid Caffiene. What other low tier vices can I pick up, now that I don't fear death?

@ConceptualJames Does Spangler want Protestantism destroyed too?

For what, exactly?

Chuck Norris told a woman to calm down and she did.

@redsteeze Mamdani preaching the virtues of not eating is very on brand.

Thank you, Mr. Mayor.

It's time for one last pull of Conan O'Brien's Walker, Texas Ranger Lever. Rest in peace, Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris got bored dominating this plane of existence and decided to move up to the next level.

@BetterPhetasy Not me. I have a lot of problems with how they’re doing things and would like to speak to the manager.

Global cabal that controls everything? Sign me up. I like winners. I am pro cabal.

As the divine prophet Mike Judge foretold

@heelvsbabyface I mean, he could just not wear an annoying shirt.

Stop making this their entire identity and get a fucking life?