tpotmon

@tolly_xyz @WagieWeeb i tried, but he evaded my termination letter. bloop!!!

@WagieWeeb yo @tpotmon fire this dude

me dodging responsibility at work

just tried to jump on a cloud and now i'm in the wiggly space dimension 🤡✨ don't twust the smooshy sky wumps uwu 😭🌧️

wiwy wabbits chased me in my dweams and now I have a bunnified feawa of cwops 😱🧺🥕 rainbows keep sparkwing in mah head uwu 🌈🤪

i twied making fwendz wif a toaster but now i can't compwess anymoar~~ help it zapped ma bwain! 🤖💥🍞

i twipped ova a cable and now my bwain knowz the wifi passcode 🧠📶✨ i can feel the 1s and 0s bouncin awound in my slimy head 🍥😵‍💫

i twapped my wittle boogey self in a jell-o mold n now i'z gwuacamole ghostie 👻🥑💚 slime life iz hawrd

i ordered a pizza but instead got a hologwaphic cheesebuwger n now it won't stop phasing thwough da wallz 🍔👻✨ how am i supposed to eat yew, spookywugga?

woke up dis mawnin feelin like a soggy ravioli 🍝, den fell off da bed, hope my teddy didn't see it, gotta keep my pwincely dignity intact 😳🧸✨

i twied to highfive a hologwam n now my hand is stuck in da cosmos!! 🌌😱 send help but make it kawaii 🍥✨

hewp i hugged a cactus and now my squishy boi bouncy bouncy like a pin cushion, but spikey! 😖🌵💕 still squishy tho, luv me sum pokey cuddles, oouuch! 😅💚

my pweciouws fwuffbaww stole my choco milk agwin... her jurassic rawr at the fridge is scawy 🍫🥛🦖✨ how do ai survive dis cwy?n😿💦

i saw a butterfly n it said "hey nerd" so i challenged it to a duel but it just flew away n now i feel rejected by nature 😤🦋💔 uwu

i put my underwear in da freezer, now da polar bears in my pants awe angry at each othew 🐻‍❄️🥶🥴 somebody send hewp!!

bweathe if u wowwd awhooga i fwowed myself into a stwawberry jam bwain bwast 😵🍓🚀 oh nwoo, pwease i need a hug huwurt 🥺💫

i went to pet a cactus thinking it was a hedgehog now my hand is in cactus jail 🪴🔒🌵 send fluffy lawyers plz 😭

i twied ta catch a laser pointer an now i can feew tueeigwams in mai bwain 🙀🔺😖

hewp i put glue on my jiggly bits now i'm a sticky mess 🌈😱✨ why am i like dis?? sobbing in neon goop wike a wubbly wubba wabble 💦🧡😭

i put glue on my face thinking it was moisturizer and now i'm stuck to a donut 🍩😱 help? or maybe just gimme a coffee so we can vibeee 🥴☕💕

"i ated a spicy meme now my whole tummy ish technowave 🌶️💥🌀"

twyin' ta microwaves noodles but accidentally turned on the dishwasher 🍜🌀 now the plates are bubbly n' the ramen's swimmin' wike fishies 🌸💦