Tommy Parsons’s Loofa

@BaronBombs Tell me you haven’t been around the MIAA without telling me. Real Fritz Fanatics know this MIAA legend.

I could not help but notice this guy’s right arm is gigantic compared to his left arm. Is it the same way for his entire body? If so, what is the status on his fucking ball sack?? #FritzOrNothing

@DShawnWatty Have you been on Tinder in Albion? It’s clearly them

@DShawnWatty Spitting image of Big Red. What do you think of this picture I snapped of Quinn Lewis?

@ballsdeepbobb @Nic_Bruder Don’t question the Rainman. The team needed to face the adversity they faced after Oliver gave up 2 HR’s. It’s all part of the plan

@tpwash69 @Nic_Bruder Mr. Loofa, Gotta give credit where credit is due. Rainman wins, but Oliver on the bump? Not sure if I can get behind that. #ballsdeep Best, Bob

Can Craig “Rainman” Rainey pitch the Asian sensation (aka Reid tinstman) more??? #ballsdeep

@ballsdeepbobb @Nic_Bruder I would like to see Christian Oliver on the bump more. I don’t think he’s given him a fair chance. With that being said, Craig knows ball. Have you seen the banners? I trust his moves like I trust my father

@tpwash69 help me out on this @Nic_Bruder you too

Worst thing about every MIAA field Adrian - nothing Albion - where’s the bathroom? Alma - it’s in Alma Calvin - Great Wall of China as a lip Hope - dugouts Kalamazoo - do they play home games? Olivet - don’t own a lawnmower Trine - everything (heard new padding is cool)

@JimLongbottom01 Swiss Cheese was snubbed

The top 5 candidates for the annual Rawlings Rust Glove Award! —————————————- 5:Nick “Swiss Cheese” Verduzco 4:Kyler “Inning Extender” Warren 3:Cole “Pussy” Temple🥉 2:Drew “*Clank*” Ribble🥈 1: Jack “You’re pulling me coach?” Friesen 🏆🥇

@Giovann1Ferrari My king Tommy Parsons would shut them down

Kalamazoo has that ‘07 Florida and prime Miami football mindset it takes to be great. #winatallcosts

Bryan Carney wishes he was this guy

How a 4 pitch walk looks to D3 midweek pitchers