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Anyone know how many repetitions are required before you get the insanity part?

Perfect recipe for a weekend of camping with Scouts 😩😭

Wonder how the driver who finished an hour and a half early this morning got on with emailing HR about how unfair it is

@MotoNutJob @SimonCarGuy My godmother’s husband had one of these mid-90’s, I very much enjoyed the triple-digit rides home from staying at their house in school holidays

Been meaning to snap this for ages 164 Friday goodness on the mean streets of Boscombe Ping @SimonCarGuy

@x_ecutive Coincidentally, the American plate looks like a private hire licence plate, just for added authenticity

Excuse me what

There is something weirdly satisfying about the chalky patina of a winter road trip - ghostly contour lines like the frozen signatures of turbulence. 700+ miles written in salt and speed.

@Joseph_Boam ‘This is what ChatGPT thinks’ 😂🤡

LABOUR WANTS TO BAN CHRISTMAS SONGS?!🎄❌ They’re coming for festive sing alongs next. Under Labour’s “Banter Ban”, singing along to classic Christmas tunes with “offensive” lyrics in pubs or restaurants could soon be OUTLAWED. No more “Baby It’s Cold Outside”, “Do They Know It’s Christmas?”, or even “Jingle Bells”. For those wondering how the above songs could possibly be deemed OFFENSIVE, below is what ChatGPT thinks: “Baby, It’s Cold Outside is seen as offensive by many in the modern #MeToo era because the lyrics (man pressuring woman to stay despite her protests, line “say, what’s in this drink?”) are interpreted as implying non consent. Originally from 1944, it was playful flirtation in context, but now banned by some radio stations. Do They Know It’s Christmas? (Band Aid) is criticised as racist/patronising for portraying Africa as a barren, hopeless continent (“where nothing ever grows, no rain or rivers flow”) and implying Africans don’t know Christmas. Jingle Bells has a debated link to blackface minstrel shows (first performed in one in 1857), with some claiming early verses mocked enslaved people (though those verses are lost/unverified).” The Free Speech Union warned them, they ignored it. “Prepare to live in a country where every pub is a micromanaged ‘safe space’, overseen by lanyard wearing banter bouncers. Welcome to Starmer’s Britain.” This isn’t protecting people. It’s killing fun, tradition and free speech.

So tired of working with lazy, selfish morons

Guys what is this that fell out of my car

@MotoNutJob This always happens at the midway point 😑

Got soaked through to the skin on the dog walk Started off fine but at the turning point it absolutely pissed it down all the way back. To the point Logan was pretty much running back home

Thank goodness, have been wondering where to keep my £5m of savings

Nearly 2026 and voice notes on WhatsApp are still a thing 😢

@MotoNutJob Went on Friday for a mooch aboot

I am here #motorcyclelive #MCL25 Shout out if you're here I'm in the BoogieVan T

That moment you’re on the phone to HR boss-lady about various issues in your region and then realise the reason she’s been so vague about a grievance case is because it’s against you 🤣🤣

Turning on out-of-office replies for the rest of the week at 1pm on a Monday is even more satisfying when you know how much of a clusterfuck the rest of the week is going to be

A driver has commented in the depot group chat about GPS routing issues attempting to get to a property via another road called Trojan Court and that he can’t get through. My comment “you probably need a horse” has fallen on deaf ears. A wasted talent if I may say so myself.

@graeme_cobb bmkwaterway.org/electra/

⚡️🛥️ Diesel Out, EV Canal Boat In 🛥️⚡️ This is a first for me. I spotted a beautiful and rather huge canal boat on an evening dog walk with electric propulsion. No more horrid diesel fumes stinking out the tow paths and welcome to EV boats. Bloody marvellous.

@Gypsypup13 It’s not like they have to stand and wait for the dishwasher though… And you can always just wash something up by hand if you need it sooner

Can someone explain the point of a dishwasher if you don't have a big family or health reasons?. Friend and her hubby use every plate and cup in the house and then wait an hr for the machine. Why not just wash and dry your 2 cups and plates? I don't get it. Its not easier

@TerrySparrow4 @SimonCalder All that French air has gone to your head mate

@SimonCalder Simon, is there not something we could join for example that none of this would be required?

EU entry-exit system: weird turn of events today. From 12 October, Eurostar rail passengers from London to Paris, Brussels or Amsterdam must have proof of medical insurance, hotel booking, sufficient funds and a return ticket before being allowed on board. independent.co.uk/travel/news-an…

Why’d you discontinue all your pouches of drinking chocolate @HotelChocolat? More profitable to sell single serve boxes? At least bring back the Sierra Nevada 75% to mitigate this.