Traffic

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@LordPwnatious3 😒 im coming im coming

@trafficlight420 Do NOT refer to me as what you call a “babe” it is IMMENSELY disrespectful and it shall NOT be tolerated. Dare to call me, a “babe” again and I shall CANCEL our plans AT ONCE.

@trafficlight420 Meet me in 30 minutes SHARP or I shall NOT be attending. I do not have all night for such DESPICABLE nonsense. I have HAD it with you and these RISIBLE late night meetings, as your DISASTROUS schedule is simply NOT my issue.

@LordPwnatious3 whatever you say babe im coming soon

@trafficlight420 How DARE you tell I, Lord Pwnatious, to be PATIENT! You should be GRATEFUL that I am sparing you PEASANT such a GENEROUS amount of time. My schedule is QUITE compact.

If you see me and that treacherous hillbilly loitering around with each other just be aware that it is for BUSINESS ONLY. It is to discuss the placements of our shops. As it has became VERY unbearable for me to be by all of the peasants in the north side of crossroads.

sorry ive been inactive. hanging out with a special someone recently :]

Good afternoon my fellow admirers! Tis is a scorching day here at crossroads, carnage fanning me consistently is simply NOT enough to beat away the heat, despicable. Apologies for no long awaited post from I, yesterday.. I had been busy with a certain associate. Was a special day

@Zuka579134276 you got this dude

He lp

sorry i wasnt active much yesterday i threw my own spawnday party for myself, had a whole cake for just me B)

Suh dude, it's my

🚨BREAKING: Today is the birthday of Crossroads shop owner Traffic, the other inphernal allegedly involved in the Lord Pwnatious III horn-gradienting scandal. Our insiders are brewing claims of a special gift secretly being sent from the noble today. 👀

@_jesterspace hey jesterspace!

@trafficlight420 honk

huh?? what day is it??

well 😅 uhm

@foxjonahtwy well no 🤔 but close

@trafficlight420 UR BUTT BOOTY NAKED??????

@foxjonahtwy SHIT I GOTTA GET DRESSED

@trafficlight420 ITS URRRR BIRRRRRTHHHDAYYYY HAPPPYY YYY BIRTHDAYYYY

this means my shop is open AGAIN

Fuuuuuuck #phighting