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my top 20 songs of 2025 (with nothingburger captions) 🧵

Chappell still muted idgaf if she shot your newborn baby did the baby make kaleidoscope? The baby probably had bad vibes

chappell roan for everything she’s been through and she’s still singing

i supported chappell even when i thought she bullied some little kid unprovoked

Today is National Goof Off Day.

i deserve my space, especially in moments like breakfast. i don’t play about my breakfast.

something about Chappell Roan makes people become so hyperbolic and I can’t understand why

Mind you

@matthgrudges aí melanie martinez, isso te assusta?

aí chappell roan, isso te assusta?

@ignfnlp @vertigovinylga lucy maybe

@vertigovinylga hyperpop digicore dA artist is fs kuru but who tf makes rage under dA other than jane?? We do NOT want another revengeseekerz vinyl incident 😭😭

big box office hit

whenever a celeb gets in hot water for something and everyone starts the “can i finally admit i’ve NEVER liked her and ALWAYS found her annoying” like please shut the fuck up😭😭😭

no voy a cancelar a chapell roan solo basandome en la palabra de un futbolista lo siento nunca me ha importante lo que un futbolista tenga que decir y no voy a empezar ahora

soccer fans dragging chappell harder than they do their rapist favs oh ok

nobody giving a fuck about this of course cause it’s a man but chappell is being treated like she’s the devil cause of a bodyguard’s actions

I wake up, U by underscores I take a shit, U by underscores I make breakfast, U by underscores I'm driving, U by underscores I'm bathing, U by underscores

Alysa Liu says she's Team Ice King

wishbone deluxe, april 24th. “the best” out in one week. over the past year of releasing and touring wishbone, i felt like there were a few last things i wanted to say. some pages left to turn. some wishes left to be made. so i hid away in my bedroom, venue basements, hotels, and wrote wishbone deluxe. these songs are not “songs that didn’t make the album”. they’re all new songs written after wishbone, feelings i could only reach in the aftermath of the album’s release. feelings i couldn’t express in the moment as i wrote wishbone— because i was still very much in the middle of the storm that inspired it. these songs aren’t missed pages, they’re the next chapter. as i continue the wishbone world tour this year, i hope these songs can continue the story for you, as they have for me. i love these songs. i love this tour. i love wishbone. presave link is on my page. see you in a week with the release of the first deluxe song “the best” !! much love and luck, -conan conangray.lnk.to/wishbonedeluxe

WISHBONE DELUXE OUT APRIL 24TH.

.@digicait i hope you know you’re the funniest person ever to me i restumbled upon these comments and giggled profusely