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@FootballLeagueW Complete guesswork and the usual bollocks I'd expect from you

💰 The highest-paid player at EVERY League Two club has been revealed… Who’s top at your team? 👀 Link to full list below 👇🔗

Damn good question!

It’s actually kind of scary how easily these people lie…

LAURA “LOW RATINGS” INGRAHAM ON FOX HAS A TERRIBLE CASE OF NEWSOM DERANGEMENT SYNDROME (NDS!). THE AMERICAN PEOPLE LOVE ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR!!! FOX SHOULD CANCEL LAURA IMMEDIATELY — OR FACE HUGE “CONSEQUENCES!!!” THANK YOU! — GCN

J.D. “JUST DANCE” VANCE, WHO NOBODY LIKED UNTIL TRUMP PICKED HIM OUT OF THE "BARGAIN BIN" IN THE WALMART CLEARANCE SECTION, WENT ON FOX TO TRASH ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR GOVERNOR. THE DANCING QUEEN CAN’T STOP! I LIVE RENT-FREE IN HIS HEAD (VERY TINY SPACE, ALMOST NO ROOM WITH "THE COUCH"). HE IS VERY WEAK... THE GUY CAN'T RUN, TAKES MORE "VACATIONS" THAN ANY VICE PRESIDENT IN HISTORY (AND WE’VE HAD SOME LAZY ONES!), GOT CAUGHT TAKING PHOTOS IN THE BATHROOM (VERY SICK!) AFTER APPLYING HIS EYELINER AND WEARS A COMMUNIST RED SHIRT. PERFECT, SINCE "CHAIRMAN TRUMP" NOW OWNS INTEL AND TELLS HIM WHAT TO WEAR. WHY DOES FOX AIR THIS NONSENSE? THEY EDIT THE TAPES, AND EVEN TRY TO MAKE HIM LOOK "SMART," BUT HE IS A TOTAL JOKE. FOX SHOULD BE ASHAMED. STOP GIVING AIRTIME TO A TOTAL LOSER. HIS TIME WOULD BE BETTER SPENT PRACTICING FOR HIS SOON “DEBUT” ON DANCING WITH THE STARS. EVERYONE’S LAUGHING AT HIM, BELIEVE ME! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN

@KenPaxtonTX You fucking other women isn't a political campaign. And God's pretty pissed with you so forget those fucking prayers

After facing the pressures of countless political attacks and public scrutiny, Angela and I have decided to start a new chapter in our lives. I could not be any more proud or grateful for the incredible family that God has blessed us with, and I remain committed to supporting our amazing children and grandchildren. I ask for your prayers and privacy at this time.

No further details have been posted. I've phoned the club and was told no-one knows about the game! What's happening? @Official_NCFC @nc

CLUB STATEMENT 📍 Following 25 years, 12 promotions, and 1000 matches (in charge) this Saturday, Manager Marc White has taken the decision to retire… …his lucky coat! 🧥 Win the most successful coat in non-league football (luck guaranteed) 🤩 Simply FOLLOW & RETWEET to enter this draw! 🔁 Winner will be announced at the 1000th fixture vs @WSM_AFCOfficial this Saturday. 1000th game tickets ⬇️ dwfc.ticketco.events/uk/en/e/dorkin…

@BBCNews Unbelievably bad reporting

'We lost out winter fuel payment - now we take our dogs to bed to stay warm' bbc.in/3PnsvHe

@BBCNews This same UKIP candidate?

@BBCNews Only problem is: his wife isn't a pensioner and only works 2 hours a day aged 57. If she did 4 hours a day, they'd be getting the equivalent of the winter fuel payment every month.

@BBCNews @BBCNews You need to print a retraction x.com/goodkingjon/st…

@MichelleFattoru @BBCNews Shame on @BBCNews for attempting to hoodwink their followers/viewers. We see you #BBC 👀 @lisanandy @UKLabour

@1968Tv What a wonderful voice as well. Brings back my childhood, Sunday afternoon and ATV Star Soccer ⚽️

The great Hugh Johns explains how good football was in the 1970s in 37 seconds! Everything he says is so true and missing from today’s game. #The70s

Is there a friendlier club than @tnsfc ?! It's the only Cymru Premier game I've been to sp others may be wonderful but the bar is incredibly high now!!! (And it helped you sell some merch, we invested wisely!!)

@dozecat007 @BBCr4today Any organisation which puts her and Toby Young in any position of influence is - at best - faulty

Why is Charlotte Owen in the "lords"? @bbcr4today #r4today #HonoursLists

Recognition of thrice-elected Mayor of London attacked by our sour right-wing press. Andrea Jenkyns, Charlotte Owen, Toby Young et al given free passes - naturally.

@BishopsCleeveFC Very friendly club, great game. I thought you deserved a point but that's football, I guess. 2 good teams

We almost pull it back but Yate hold on for the three points. Attention turns to New Years Day when we host Malvern Town.

@BishopsCleeveFC @YateTownFC Looking forward to my first visit!

🔥 MATCHDAY 🔥 Can The Mitres keep the winning streak going, or will @YateTownFC extend their lead at the top of the table ⚽ 📆 Saturday 28th December 🕒 3pm Kick Off 🏟 Everyone's Energy Kayte Lane Stadium, GL52 3PD 🍔 Food & Drink 🎁 Club Shop 🎫 Raffle 🔈 Pitchside DJ