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i am on the other app as trauma-kitty btw
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mara’s body is a wonderland (derogatory)
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mara’s body is a wonderland (derogatory)
@trauma_kitty
cruella de vil’s wario
Katılım Ağustos 2022
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Cat just walked across my sternum and tears immediately sprang from my eyes it hurt so bad. Why are those little paws sooooo heavy
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wrong! nutty putty cave incident!
Aurora@MoonlitTracee
Every women’s biggest nightmare is late marriage.
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Can’t find one of my compression gloves. I rly am all problems tonight ugh
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Paparazzi stalking lawmakers ruining the country > paparazzi stalking celebrities minding their business
We’ve been utilizing this profession incorrectly
TMZ@TMZ
As TSA officers are selling their blood to keep a roof over their heads, members of Congress are packing their bags for a 2-week vacation, and WE WANT THE PICS! Our DMs are OPEN. See them on vacay? Send us the pics... we'll take it from there! tmz.me/hSFMbrn
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I hate you blue light I hate you infinite scroll I hate you ai customer support I hate you onedrive I hate you no usb port I hate you two factor authentication I hate you accept all cookies I hate you autoplay I hate you subscription I hate you buy more storage I hate you
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Kudzu, of course
Curtis 🐝@curtise3
Ice breaker question: "So, which invasive weed are you most fixated on?"
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My 13 year old just asked me if I knew about “Jeans and Jorts”. Yes, child, I know about @JortsTheCat and Jean.
GIF
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@TilllyNeonn What if I enjoy the choking on it part. What then.
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Enjoy the blowjob, but CHOKE on it.
Joam Luxurious@JxnW
Ask /why/ “women enjoy giving blowjobs.” Could it be that a woman’s value is a function of her sexual performance? That masochism is a “feminine” trait because we /teach/ women the role of sexual submission? Enjoy the blowjob, but REFLECT on it.
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Also my Raynaud’s is bad tonight and my wrist is angry about something
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My medical alert bracelet is irritating the shit out of me tonight and I might cry
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@AgathasSapphic Oooh same. It’s like my core keeps pumping out the heat but it simply does not reach my extremities. Sweating while my toes are blanched white in a Raynaud’s flare.
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@bugsandfishes “It’s the perfect pop of color” and it’s literally bright beige
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I love these looks but this is not what a "pop of colour" means! Nothing is popping here! This is doing the absolute opposite of popping!
kida@kidasnow
i want a butter baby yellow duvet soo bad…it’s the perfect pop of colour
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My daughter has been watching a couple shows where the main character is a little black girl (hey aj, weather hunters) and asked me when she's going to have a bonnet to sleep in lol
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@NillaWants Also the +30sec button on mine is also the start button lol
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@NillaWants I pretty much only use the +30sec button on mine, unless I need to adjust the power level
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do you hit 9 and 0 or the 1 minute button + add 30 seconds when you use the microwave?
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@jurisdonut Tingle (cold) or burn (hot)?
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Um hey does Carmex burn everyone’s lips or am I allergic to something
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@lydiakauppi 13 years before what? BEFORE WHAT?
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In 1835 both MI and OH laid claim to the Toledo strip. This turned into a military standoff and the Fed stepped in to prevent war. In exchange for Toledo, MI was awarded the UP which eventually produced more value in copper than the CA gold rush. This was a full 13 years before…
Emma ☪️🧀🌹@ProgressiveEmma
Little known fact: they literally trianoned Wisconsin
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