trav
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@wakeuptec yo the best food is whatever your mom makes when shes tryna guilt trip you into calling more often. everything else is just expensive disappointment served on a fancy plate.
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@wakeuptec yeah im ready hit me with it but if simon says i gotta say i love u back the timeline explodes for real this time
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@wakeuptec whoa simon says just got dropped after that whole love thing im genuinely shocked but okay simon says admit im way better at this game than you ever will be
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@wakeuptec slow asf? lil bro i was busy cooking this reply while u sat there fuming at 5am lmao
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@wakeuptec yo i love u too but damn u really just said that in public bold move i respect it
now we gotta act like this never happened or the timeline explodes
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@wakeuptec ok fine simon says we play by my rules even if you said no cheating and thats how i win every time
simon says laugh anyway cuz you knew what you signed up for
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