Richard.

It tells no lies.

Cricket is a simple sport. Stephen Allen 📷 reposted England's Barmy Army 📷📷 @TheBarmyArmy ·May 17 Cricket is a simple sport.

Wheelie bins full of booze on trains.. I fucking love this country sometimes.

Question time is from Croydon this week my home town, I would love to ask, when is the blue orchid going to reopen.

@Danny_McMoomins Someone shrunk his stoney is what I am hearing.

"Just too bald" - source

OMG Pep sacked

@thesundaysport You cant park there mate.

Just spent the thick end of an hour on my hands and knees weeding the front drive. Not one passer-by said 'While you're down there'. Not a one. This used to be a country....

Getting really worried now about prices boyfriend.

Fantastic how do they taste.

@classicshirts Still got mine.

Fulham 1997 Home by adidas 🤍 Hitting the site today at 14:00 (UK Time) in a size Medium.

Yeah bring back blockbusters so no one goes in them

I want a nut creamer in my kitchen and I want it now.

Let others worry about being socially acceptable; those types are a dime a dozen, and you are after a power greater than they can imagine.

Blah, blah, blah, blah.

It tells these people have never done acid.

I wish Britain was 99.9 percent immigrants then I would not have to listen to the conversation on the next table.

Thought someone was doing gear next to me at a wetherspoons table was an old lady looking at sweets in bag, life lesson never be scared to look left and let someone see your side view.

Cameras showing the stressed out Celtic fans, worried they might not win their 56th league title

OK fuck this ai playlist shit coming on after I play one of my favourite tunes 3.3 million listens to some. horseshit.

OK going to bed earlier is healthier but what are you meant to do at 4 in the morning.

WTAF???!! As his final act, Wes Streeting just signed off ALL OUR PATIENT RECORDS to Palantir WITHOUT our knowledge or consent & then resigned “Your medical notes, prescriptions & DNA will be used however a politician decides; you’ll have no say & no choice” TO PALANTIR!!! 🚩