Tim Berndt

I've decided that I will never get a hookah, because I would smoke it way too much.

Me, hookah, and s beautiful evening. What more could I want?

I just don't care about the twitters anymore.

@hmgoad yes, yes we can

I don't know what I hate more: when people misuse your and you're, or when people compassion about it.

RT @jiadarola I love that Elysium's plot basically stems from a case of stop-and-frisk.//that observation actually made me like it a bit

I HATE the term "man cave".

I'm hoping that tweeting will magically wake me up.

What's happening right now besides having to go to work at ungodly hours?

She wrote the most important astrophysics PhD of the 20th century yet hardly anyone knows her name...

World Elephant Day. We should extend the moral sphere to include elephants along with chimps, gorillas, orangs, dolphins, porpoises & whales

Experimental vaccine protects against #malaria in early test: ow.ly/nMQQl

@hmgoad @ShanRammah uhh... actually I think my soul is doing just fine :)

@ShanRammah Well then why is mine still broken?

@jiadarola who's your dream team for the 2016 presidential election?

@ShanRammah Just forfeit and come watch a movie instead.

Solitary Confinement Is Cruel and Ineffective bit.ly/126hjn8

"should have been able to pilfer from it and annex its sophisticated products to their sick dreams." - Hitchens

"It is a tragic and potentially lethal irony that those who most despise science and the method of free inquiry

"Does your shit run deep, Henry?" "Isn't it enough to know that my shit runs at all?"