Salamii

eating pussy like a pitbull mauling a toddler

Trumptards been real quiet lately

If you told me six month ago that I’d be teaching a 7 year old how to make cinnamon rolls, I’d have laughed. Having a family is something I don’t think I could ever replace

I’d say I care, but I don’t like to lie. Good luck I guess.

Oh damn. This is really happening.

Who the fuck authorized an air strike on a school? We just out here breaking international law now? Fuck the whole Trump regime.

The Hug*

@hulu to why the fuck is The Huh showing up in a mf kids profile? Take that shit off of there retards.

If anyone in Ridgefield, WA or just the state, can keep an eye out for someone, my future brother in law is currently missing. Elijah Mitchell, went by Eli. Male Roughly 5’7”-5’9” Roughly 165-175 lbs Dark brown hair Blue eyes This is the most recent picture available.

Why in the fuck would you put a tensioner pulley so close to the frame of the car that a fucking ratchet won’t even fit??? I’ve never wanted to whoop someone’s ass more than right now.

Who the fuck engineered the Chevrolet 2.2L setup? I’ve got a size 17 boot that is going straight up your ass.

I stg my last name is Griswald. Literally the day before I move and my fucking alternator and battery shit out and leave me stranded in town. I just wanna go home to my babies 😭

Man, I was all excited for this Fable reboot until I saw Playground Games is developing it. Why in the hell are the creators of Forza working on Fable? They own like 6 other subsidiary studios that would likely have been a better choice.

Well, looks like this is it. My last week in Missouri and then I’m gone for good 🙃 kinda bittersweet, but damn I’m gonna have to make sure to visit dads grave before I go

Ya know, I always talk about how I want to leave Missouri because I genuinely hate living there and all the people who have just treated me like shit or abandoned me, but now that I’m actually moving to another state and starting a new life, my nerves and anxiety are going nuts.

Oh shit. Guess I’m cutting trees in Tennessee now. I honestly did not expect to bullshit my way into this job

Ha. Townsend gonna have a field day with this one

Who tf just lets their kid get out of the driver door in a fucking drop off line? You literally have cars passing you on your drivers side? Let the little shit out on the safe side

Oh fuck. I think I got this job in Tennessee

@JColeNC My guy, let a mf know if you come to Knoxville or anywhere to the east 😭

DC. Getting some new speakers put in the civic today and then we outside !!