TREKuartista95

We recently had a chat with man of the people, @trekuartista95. If you're not familiar with the cult Instagram account, it spotlights all of the madness going on with the beautiful game - from VAR to eggshell sized shinpads. See the full interview here: propermag.com/?p=109708

Another great delivery from top man @trekuartista95 . All in to it,.spilling words in this zine about what ordinary things gaffers and ballers doing. Had his book lying around.,A great insight in Sunday League..well all been there. Fair bloke..recommend you look into his stuff!

𝐍𝐄𝐖 | FOOTBALLERS DOING ORDINARY THINGS by @trekuartista95 They might have shit loads of money. Wear daft clothes. And drive mad cars. But they're footballers, and they do ordinary things. Just like the rest of us. Into ‘em. 🛒 stanchionbooks.com/search?q=treku…

That there. That’s Macclesfield FC’s skipper. Paul Dawson. Behind the bar. Pulling pints. Full kit. Giving it big’uns to Adele with the fans. That’s the FA Cup, is that. Normal lads. Creating history. Magic. Living the dream. Bet he stunk and all after the shift he put in.

𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊 | THAT'S SO SUNDAY LEAGUE by @trekuartista95 Boggy playing fields. Wonky touchlines. Penalty spots like potholes. Dodgy linos. Missed one-on-ones. Route one. Foul throws. The magic sponge. It’s Sunday League Football. And it's mint. 🛒 stanchionbooks.com/products/thats…

Footballers Doing Ordinary Things by T95... A sharp, hilarious satire thread from one of the funniest voices around. Footballers: loads of money, daft clothes, mad cars - still doing the bins... All human. Except Messi. Get on it. trekuartista95.com/products/footb… @trekuartista95

𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊 | THAT'S SO SUNDAY LEAGUE by @trekuartista95 Boggy playing fields. Wonky touchlines. Penalty spots like potholes. Dodgy linos. Missed one-on-ones. Route one. Foul throws. The magic sponge. It’s Sunday League Football. And it's mint. 🛒 stanchionbooks.com/products/thats…

Loan appearance for @trekuartista95 open.substack.com/pub/trekuartis…

𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊 | THAT'S SO SUNDAY LEAGUE by @trekuartista95 Boggy playing fields. Wonky touchlines. Penalty spots like potholes. Dodgy linos. Missed one-on-ones. Route one. Foul throws. The magic sponge. It’s Sunday League Football. And it's mint. 🛒 stanchionbooks.com/products/thats…

𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊 | THAT'S SO SUNDAY LEAGUE by @trekuartista95 Boggy playing fields. Wonky touchlines. Penalty spots like potholes. Dodgy linos. Missed one-on-ones. Route one. Foul throws. The magic sponge. It’s Sunday League Football. And it's mint. 🛒 stanchionbooks.com/products/thats…

Never have truer words been spoken... MAKE FOOTBALL GREAT AGAIN by @trekuartista95 trekuartista95.substack.com/p/make-footbal… #properfootball

BRILLIANT: Your alternative season recap by @trekuartista95 "Harry Maguire screamed ‘you cheating sh*thouse’ in Kai Havertz’s face. Which is lovely." lowerblock.com/articles/highl… #footballculture

"Baller League? Load of s*ite. Troy Deeney. A grown man. Getting rattled by YouTubers. Have a word lad." More of that, plus referee poogate, ultimate sweeper keeper and why the Championship is the BEST league in the world, courtesy of @trekuartista95. lowerblock.com/articles/highl… #footballculture

Heroics to Head Loss: Dan Burn Saves Stranded Driver. Sheffield United Implode. Man United Chase Cash. And those annoying AI action figures. lowerblock.com/articles/highl…

"Adam Wharton - sent three Fulham players for a kebab with a disgusting Maradona turn on the halfway line. Filth. Different gravy that lad." He loves Blackburn Rovers and he’s proper funny. @trekuartista95's frontman, Calum Dunn-Broom gives his take on things that have caught his eye this week. Relax, enjoy, and for a couple of minutes don’t take things too seriously. lowerblock.com/articles/highl…

@AlexNobleTweets Hi mate, we sound using this over on our Instagram page?

The Carlisle team bus being used as rail replacement at Manchester Victoria. What a nation. #cufc

@_ElliottJackson Favourite flavour of crisps?

Speaking to Valerien Ismael for the first time at 3:30pm today. Any sensible (ish) questions? #Rovers

If Blackburn Rovers were a dog. It would’ve been put down by now. Ever since Venky’s took over the club’s been dying a slow death. Like when ya family dog’s back legs go. And they drag their arse across ya Mum’s brand new cream rug. Shit stained. Everyone knows what’s coming.

@NikArgyle Hi mate, we okay using this on our Instagram account?

Geddon Tomahawk. #PAFC

Goal from inside ya own half alert! Josh Windass stop that. Disgusting.