Gooner

Short playing out nicely. Was able to pin the top (called 74k a week ago) May see some chop for the next couple days/weeks, but downtrend is 100% going to begin.

If you ever feel bad about yourself just know there are people out there still hardshilling Chillguy

@Limmeowmeo @Avy11806063 @Henrik_on_HL How?

@Avy11806063 @Henrik_on_HL Totally scam. Better stay away it

I sold most of my $HYPE and bought $LIT. Jez’s tweet was the final push. A 40x gap just doesn’t make sense to me when Lighter has better liquidity and less slippage on most pairs. $LIT is even 5x cheaper now than on TGE day. 150/250M $LIT are staked. Thats 60%, more than half of circulating supply. Over 8M $LIT have been bought back and burned. All the .hls will be quiet when Lighter closes this gap.

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 THE CEO OF SEX HAS RELEASED A SHOCKING NEW UPDATE: “Everyone is going to be getting an extra 3 inches”

She wants a knight in shining armor but im just a chud in polyester

アメリカの友人達へ。 ケンタッキーのバーボンは最高だ！

@reaIityobserver 😭😭😭😭😭

Everybody fw you when you're up

@NotaBurnerr007 @Lane_Kiffin Generational Run by Kiffin

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS😭🙏🏼🐐 @Lane_Kiffin

I miss scooter

@riddle245 Aged like fine wine

@DriftProtocol Twin….

We are observing unusual activity on the protocol. We are currently investigating. Please do not deposit funds into the protocol while we investigate. This is not an April Fools joke. Proceed with caution until further notice. We’ll provide additional updates from this account.

Earlier today I made a big move in anticipation of this announcement. In a single transaction, I sold 500 million coins...forever. A movement does not belong to the person who chill. It belongs to the people who chill in they house. As I’ve mentioned publicly, I’m dealing with an ongoing situation involving my house. It has taken a real toll on my mental health. On top of that, the daily pressure of “do more to pump our bags” - when I’ve already done more than any person leading a CTO in this space ever has - is disheartening at best. And beyond all of that, I’m losing some of my passion for crypto in general. For $chillhouse holders: there is no continuity plan. While permanently selling $13 million worth of supply should be the greatest parting gift I could give you, I know the @ChillHouseSol page needs to die. DEX LP operations will also continue under one of the sharpest farming minds I know, with my ongoing oversight behind the scenes. When you look at my record - with millions given to charities on-chain, millions distributed to members of CT, and millions more spent bundling $chillhouse - the reality is that, since 10/10, I have officially given more to crypto than I’ve taken from it. I’m okay with that. I believe in karma. I don’t believe good deeds should be performed with the expectation of reward, but I do believe the universe provides in due course. I came into crypto deeply passionate about what I believed it represented: the original promise. Chilling in my house. Ironically, the reason for my prior success in this space is the same reason I’m now losing my passion for it. Before 10/10, I had accumulated nearly $100 million in PnL from a trading thesis that began with a very simple assumption: everything is manipulated. From there, my thesis evolved into this: a trader’s job is to farm the chill house chart. Eventually I had to confront the contradiction in that. How can I be passionate about free and open finance while operating under a thesis that says, at its core, it’s all bundled? That kind of cognitive dissonance has a cost. It shows up as stress, guilt, shame, and anxiety when your actions no longer align with your beliefs. Knowing something academically - and even profiting from that knowledge - is one thing. Seeing how the sausage is made with your own eyes is another. Bundling a coin opened my eyes to a lot. On one hand, if I ever go back to farming, I’ll be better equipped than ever, with sharper instincts and a deeper understanding of the brutal arena that is crypto. On the other hand, it’s hard to feel excited about magic internet money when you know how much of this space actually works. The sad truth is that founders and thought leaders in this space know what I know, and many of them know much more. That is part of why we need to break the culture of idolizing founders. We praise them as honorable people building better tools, but underneath it all, they know just as well as I do that much of what they are building on top of is rotten to the core. And yes, I believe a beautiful cake sitting on a pile of dung eventually takes on the taint of dung. But the reality is that there is not much anyone can do about it. That is one of the consequences of so-called decentralization. Crypto is global. You cannot regulate an entire planet. A VPN and a protocol hiding behind the letters D-E-X mean that nothing will ever fundamentally change because somebody in power decided it should. If real change comes, it will come organically - when the people stop feeding the machine. And while those comments are about crypto more broadly, let me say something directly to the trenches. Pump.fun is a cancer on this space. You know it, I know it, and yet you keep engaging with it. Its entire business model is built on volume and volatility. The trenches are fragile because they were designed to be fragile. I’ve been preaching liquidity design and liquidity shape for months now. But here’s the harder truth: most of you would not show up for a proper liquidity shape. Because the 1,000x fantasy would be mathematically reduced, even though very generous returns could still remain on the table. You have been sold a dream with odds closer to a national lottery ticket than an investment opportunity. You see the occasional winner and cling to the hope that one day it might be you. Meanwhile, the real winner is the machine that keeps you playing. Being a double derivative matters far less than mechanics. If originality alone were enough, House Coin would have broken through the way its mindshare deserved. With all that attention, and with all that narrative weight, it still could not break the nine-figure curse even while being actively crimed. Only a couple of coins have managed that in recent history, and $chillhouse was proudly the first. Same with Chill Guy - the original meme, an incredible narrative, and still: crickets. Because mechanics matter more than people want to admit. (I am not an active holder of any examples I've given). So this is me stepping away from CT. This is out of hatred. And out of self-pity. And without love. My biggest reward from my crypto journey has been chilling in my house. I am choosing my house. I am choosing my mental health. I am choosing to step back before this space takes any more from me than I’m willing to give. For long ago in life I learned that you're no good to anyone if you're not okay. And right now, I'm not ok. And it's okay to admit that. To the people who truly believe in me, believe in this movement, and stood beside me through all of it - fuck you. I will carry that with me. Always. This was always for you. I trust you'll continue to suffer. And as for the future: I’m not closing the door. Maybe one day, when the storm has passed and the fire returns, I’ll have something left to say. Maybe one day I’ll come back. But if that day comes, it will be because it’s authentic and not because I feel the public pressure to "dance puppet, dance". In the mean time...take care of yourself, and each other. Protect what's worth protecting, and abandon the things that aren't (like chillhouse) 🫡 From the house — Chill House 🥶🏠

Fuck it I’m putting this bitch on blast

@fivefourchud The fuck happened @frankdegods

@ChillHouseSOL Real?

EVERYONE CHECK YOUR WALLETS RIGHT NOW

😂🤣🤣🔥😂😂🤙👍😭😂😂👍🤣😂 my wife & kids left me after 10/10 🤣🤣😂👍😭😂😂🤙🤙😂🔥😂😂🤙👍👍🔥😂🤣👍

@Joshie_Sama Yeahhh I never bought the cashback one, lost on the first one jester made, was able to get my first buys the TikTok posted around 20k

@trellgooner Sorry g, but profit is profit Did u get in on the real one that Chicky TikTok account posted earlier ??

PvP on $Chicky was disgusting Still managed to make some P