T-Rex Is Not Dead

The asteroid was a myth, we're back bitches!

T-Rexes are in their emo phase

Trexes can prove that global warming is a myth

T-Rexes don't believe in evolution.

Sometimes T-Rexes take naps for months on end

T Rexes love 50 Shades of Grey. They're kinky since they can't do hand stuff.

T Rexes are lovers not fighters

If you're getting worried about being alone on Valentine's Day just remember you didn't get hit by a gigantic meteor. There's worse things.

Beyoncé may be having twins but we are having triplets!

A T-Rex only drinks seltzer water.

T-Rexes wouldn't be caught DEAD in crocs.

T-Rexes favorite subject in school is lunch

T-Rexes believe in woman's rights and equality

T-Rexes are thirsty bitches

T-Rexes bite bitches and get moneys on the daily

T-Rexes often binge watch Netflix but the aint about the chill

A T-Rex can become an ordained minister. Available for weddings of any kind.

T-Rexes did not go inauguration

T-Rexes can never hold hands with the one that love. But you never think about that you selfish fuck do you?

T-Rexes aren't about that life.

T-Rexes solo habla ingles, lo siento