OneTrick

i had a dream where it started raining Burgers and i tweeted like "GUYS THAT WASNT ME 😨" and then every reply was like @FBI @POLICE @GOVERNMENT IT WAS HER IT WAS HER

I’m not an industry plant I’m a #burger plant 😭😭🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔

im america, they don't play Toys. they play Burger 🍔

#Burger questioning someone be like: I mustard you a question 😅😅🤔🍔🍔

OOMF MADE #BURGER MII IN TOMODACHII 😳🥹🥹🍔🍔🍔🤤🍔

Americans writing a will be like: Just give everything to Burger 🥺🙏🍔

The Riddler if he was American: #burger me this 👀👀🍔🍔🍔

She said stop smoking... I stop smoking... She said stop drinking alcohol. I stop drinking alcohol... She said stop tweeting about #burger I stop breathing...😭😭❌🍔🍔🍔

progress report: i am missing you to death

I got #ratioed twice this week I’m going to #burger myself and then my oomfs

Taking a selfie w #burger be like: Say #cheese 😅😅🧀🍔🍔🍔

Fuck my stupid #burger life

what if #burger had WhatsApp 😂😂🍔🍔🍔‼️‼️

Happy Mother's Day

happy mother’s day

LOOK AT MY OOMF DAWG ITS A #BURGWR 😭😭😭😭😭😭🍔🍔🍔🍔

*at my wedding * Mom: why is a Burger here Me: that’s #burgeroomf 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔

Wife: do I look fat in this dress? Me: you look like a #burger 🥹🥹🍔 *she divorced me* 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔

“I can fix him” oh yeah? Well I can feed him a #burger 🤤🤤🍔🍔

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