THE STAR REPORT

Pastor Jamal Bryant put his face on the boycott, met with the new CEO, and then called off the protest. Now you're asking if he got a bag? #target #boycott

If you're over 50 (behind on child support) and still making mix CDs, please stop sending me DM'S - PLEASE!!! #hiphopisdead

I wish "X" would stop trying to sell me a verification check. I like to drink, then talk hella-crazy at 2am, then wake up at 9am and delete everything. #noaccountability

Does Dwight Howards' wife understand when you pull out a 2 gallon Ziplock bag of coke on IG, the DEA and CPS have to get involved?

I don't subscribe to astrology, but over the decades, there's one sign (male & female) that always seems to be full of sh*t - can you guess? #zodiac #celestialbodies

Does Franchon Crews-Dezurn have a steel jaw, or does Claressa Shields have no power in her punches? #Boxing #women

If she pushed out your babies, went toe-to-toe with your jump-off, and watched you try to become a rapper for 14 years, then yes you should pay for her soak-offs and gel manicures. #relationships

Back in the day, women claimed men were cold and distant. Now females accuse guys of Love Bombing. Please make up your mind! #relationships

If you're over 50 and you still haven't learned how to dedicate and appreciate one woman at a time, you should probably put the pistol in your mouth. #relationships

Call me crazy but I prefer Bad Bunny's performance over Kendrick Lamar's. #halftimeshow #NFL #SuperBowl

Who came up with the game plan to keep your hands at your side and lean in face-first while fighting an undefeated southpaw? #StevensonLopez #Boxing

I just watched a crazy movie called "The Housemaid" starring Sydney Sweeney - I didn't get it.

There's not a woman on the planet who makes Oxtail Stew better than me! #jamaicancuisine #ingredients #recipe

God bless the two hateful demons that chose to pump their stomachs and who saved me from a life of pure hell and child support payments. #bodilyautonomy

I can't help it, I'm addicted to Apple Pay prank videos. Never has something so silly caused people to crash out over a wild assumption. #doomscrolling

I really enjoy the holidays. I also love cutting people off before the new year. #seasonsgreetings

I don't block you because you pose any threat or you think you struck a nerve. I block you, because you're a worthless individual and your life is the result of a mutated disorder. #HappyFriday

Please don't contact me years later about paying back the money. I gave it to you once upon a time, in hopes that I would never see you again! #loser

I don't take breaks from social media because anything is wrong. I just don't give a f*ck about some of the quasi-celebrities that keep popping up on my timeline. #killyaself

The new Running Man movie is a poorly executed dystopian action thriller. Note, this is a second adaptation and NOT a sequel to the 1987 film.