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Swim Palmer

@TRUE

I’m an aesthetic opportunist too 🦉

NYC Katılım Nisan 2007
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Boze the Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️
I do think Tolkien was right to include Tom Bombadil in Lord of the Rings, if only because it gave us this tweet.
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Trying to keep up with all the rad new presses and failing beautifully. What a time to be alive
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Remember when we bought the baguette and dipped it into a jar of Nutella on the beach? If only we had also gotten the salted butter
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Unless they are married it’s tacky for a man to refer to a woman as a “sacred monster”, even in a book review praising her work.
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Ben Crew
Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew1·
This is such a funny thing to have a ghost do to you
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Does bum bum cream work?
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@BurialMagazine As a soon to be up and coming writer you and Burial Mag inspire me immensely. Love this PR for you
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My collection of Nathaniel Hawthorne short stories becomes hidden and remerges according to a secret logic
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John Attridge
John Attridge@John_Attridge·
Catchy opening! But the comma splice is unwieldy. Why dont you try "It was not just the best of times. It was also the worst of times."
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@MollyL That’s a very measured take. The outrage on the other hand is so very not chill.
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sorry I snapped
sorry I snapped@MollyL·
@TRUE Ha I actually wrote in my article that I thought god gave us this plant and like all things heaven sent its like, a mixed bag man and they were still real mad
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Swim Palmer@TRUE·
Drop an article about how hard it is to quit weed and like clockwork the all day errr day smokers flock over to comment that you can’t get addicted to it. 😶‍🌫️
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Matthew Zeitlin
Matthew Zeitlin@MattZeitlin·
when the coffee and sudafed hits just as the nyquill and robitussin are fading and you can see the entire global flow of oil in your mind's eye
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doomer
doomer@uncledoomer·
imagine eating at the arbys where the veil is thin
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Genius Tech
Genius Tech@Geniustechw·
On what occasion would you wear THIS?? 😭
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Steppe Shaman
Steppe Shaman@SteppeShaman·
Cat spinning Tibetan prayer wheel
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Damian Kelleher
Damian Kelleher@damiankelleher·
Time to draw the perfect crab (Calvino)
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lez usbourne
lez usbourne@SZSPIRIA·
I feel bad for that monkey but I lowkey have to focus on myself right now
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