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It's always principle with me. But anywho, she ended telling me shes tired of me thinking I'm her mama 🙄girl.. until next time ... Cause there will be a next time 😂🤦🏽‍♀️this is how this woman operates, well credit given she's gotten better fr, still got work to do 😂😂

My baby is 7. Head full of hair. 4b thick and long. I personally feel it's no reason for added hair on any level... Like literally 🤷🏽‍♀️ and no idc about what other 7 years olds mamas is doing with their hair. So y u playing with me 😂

So my mama was like she booked cousin gf to braid my daughters hair. ok cool. Then she goes the hairstyle isn't too grown, it's gonna come down to "here" pointing to the breast area. I said what? She immediately started smirking cos 5..4..3..2..1 she had me fucked up 🤣

Just made and tore up a delicious breakfast!

I got 1 more book before I have to do another order. I've finished book 5. It was a 6)10 for me. I actually was upset. But because of this internal competitive thing I finished it to say I did.😭 I think book 6 is gonna be another good 1 tho. 'Honey & Spice'.

And I have the same 3 babysitters every single time. Same 3 houses they go to bc they can get whatever they want 🤣 But they been ditching them to stay home 🥲 truly confirms the space I've created for us. Priceless.

When my daughter just got back I said "ik you missed yo mama" 🥰🤣 here go her honest ass. "Mama that doesn't mean I missed u. I just like our house better" 😂😂😂😂😂 excuse tf outta me but I love that.😂

My kids be gone with the intention of staying over night but lately I been getting calls like "your daughter wants to come back home" & "mommy come get me" from my son like anytime they have left 😂 it's been offending the ppl cause they WANT to keep them 😂

Calling the police.

Here go my mama "all he cares about is food. He gone be 600 lbs, you better make sure he's in EVERYTHING after he turns 5" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 aye this shit was so funny. Tino my baby, I ate a lot when I was pregnant with him. He remembers 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

We walking INTO the restaurant, he's speaking to strangers waving and shit, just a totally different demeanor & mood. And I can't exaggerate when I say at bowling HE SAID NOTHING. he just gave eb the them blank stare eyes and kept quiet 🤣🤣 I was literally crying🤣🤣

My son such a Gemini 🤣🤣 and mind you he's a Pisces moon 😂 we went bowling last night. HE WASNT FEELING IT, he didn't talk to nobody, he did not want to bowl. AS SOON AS we said alright we heading to go eat? BABY SPARKED UP & WAS SOCIAL. 😂😂😂

When I say I came home, took a shower, turned on a movie and passed out. I don't even remember my daughter coming home last night 😂 my mama must've let her in after I didn't answer my phone bc chile i don't recall nothing after I laid down. 😭

Social battery depleted. Here go my Auntie "you always the first one to leave" 😂😂🗣️ BETTER KNOW SUMN ABOUT ME. I come, I show face but ya better know I'm getting TF up outta there soon as my inner voice says "time to go" 😂 that's why I drive myself EVERYwhere

My daughter kept asking me what did I do for the girl to be mad and I'm like Kai I ain't got nothing to do with that lady's madness. Ppl just be going thru things and don't care whose in their path when they going off unfortunately.

She wasnt even the one driving. Her friend swerved to the other side of the street and the crazy bitch just jumped out the car yelling EVERYBODY NEEDS TO LEAVE ME ALONE IM NOT IN THE MOOD. 😭 Wtf side of the bed did y'all wake up on today seriously????

Me and my daughter almost got ran off the road TWICE within minutes by two separate vehicles who had two enraged women. Omg the girl in the truck was tryna chase and hit her dude. Literally not giving af about nobody else on the road almost hit me and multiple other cars..